dunno what it is...could be the change in the weather all of the freakin' sudden...could be my vacation has almost come to an end,,,,could be spring break is almost over.....could be our tax refund is already ate up paying bills.....could be that I am 
perimenopausal.....could be I dont flippin know!
someone everyone
post your funnies here.....pretty please :)
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I am too in a slump. Mine is due to allot on my mind with hoping to make a move within the next 10 days that I am not sure will work out the way I want it to.
I would suggest that you give it some time, take a couple volume, Klonopin, or Xanax and maybe read some books that are some interest to you in order to get your mind of the slump that you are in and see if it will pass over the next few days. That is usually what works for me, If I submerge myself into books and the fictional lives of others it temporarily takes my mind of my own life and problems until it all passes.
Hope you get to feeling better soon. Just remember it will pass and can't stay this way forever.
DID YOU SAY XANAX?????/ I get it...sorry to hear about you too :(
Quoting muslimah:
I am too in a slump. Mine is due to allot on my mind with hoping to make a move within the next 10 days that I am not sure will work out the way I want it to.
I would suggest that you give it some time, take a couple volume, Klonopin, or Xanax and maybe read some books that are some interest to you in order to get your mind of the slump that you are in and see if it will pass over the next few days. That is usually what works for me, If I submerge myself into books and the fictional lives of others it temporarily takes my mind of my own life and problems until it all passes.
Hope you get to feeling better soon. Just remember it will pass and can't stay this way forever.
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heavens NO....but I guess anything is possible..I watched on tv a lady who took 3 pregnancy test and they all said negative and she freakin had twins....
Quoting MombaBella:
Are you pregnant?????????????
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ha ha a punk pussy :)
Quoting tericared:
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lorelei was 4 negative pregnancy tests at like 2 months preggers!
Quoting maciymommieof3:heavens NO....but I guess anything is possible..I watched on tv a lady who took 3 pregnancy test and they all said negative and she freakin had twins....
Quoting MombaBella:
Are you pregnant?????????????
This made me giggle. :)
5 Reasons 3-Year-Old Thinks Her Mom Sucks
Guest Blogger Lily: Although I've only been on this earth three short years, I've learned one thing: You moms sure like to complain. From what I can tell, the whole "mommy blogging" world is one never-ending bitch-fest about how us kids get on your nerves. Did you ever think maybe hanging out with you guys is no picnic either?
My mom in particular is no prize. Here's why:
1) She's always messing with my stuff.
Like some obsessive-compulsive who can't stop washing their hands, my mom Cannot. Stop. Putting. Away. Toys. Let's say I've got my baby dolls
painstakingly covered up with every available blanket and towel in the
house -- like clockwork, she comes in and starts tearing the place
apart. Then my babies start freaking out because she uncovered them and
they're cold. Next time, I swear, if she touches my sh*t, I'm going to
call the cops.
2) She doesn't have the answers.
It seems every time I exercise my innate curiosity and ask "Why?" about
something -- not that often, mind you, just about 500 to 1,000 times a
day -- she doesn't know the answer. Half the time I swear she's just
making stuff up. I'm not stupid. I can easily fact check "Why is that
man walking over there?" and "Why can that kid have ice cream?" on Google.
3) She's a remote control freak.
Here
I am, watching one of my favorite episodes of "Dora the Explorer" (I'm
a particular fan of Swiper, that kleptomaniac fox -- he's HOT), and
they're about to sing the "We did it!" song, and suddenly Miss Kill Joy
swoops in and tells me it's time to turn the TV off. Really? With only
two minutes left? What's her trip?! How ya think she'd like it if I
flipped off the boob tube right before Tom Bergeron announced the winners on "Dancing with the Stars?" If I tried that, I'd be in a lifelong time-out without possibility of parole.
4) She's a hypocrite.
Her
self-serving mantra seems to be "Do as I say, not as I do." Here's an
example: I love candy. In fact, I've dedicated my whole life to the
acquisition of the stuff. But when I ask for it, my mom, in some sort
of pathetic bait and switch, hands me a piece of celery or some other
kind of flavorless garbage instead. Meanwhile, I see her secretly
snarfing up pint after pint of Häagen-Daz cookie dough ice cream all by
herself. Then I have to listen to her whine about her weight. Who is
she kidding? You think she's ever going to get into her "Pre-Lily"
jeans that way? Fat chance.
5) She knows NOTHING about fashion.
I know what I like. One thing I don't
like is having a 40-plus-year-old woman trying to tell me what looks
cool. I could care less if she doesn't think a polka-dot shirt with
striped pants, topped off with a bathing suit and a tiara, "goes
together." I don't see her taking home any fashion awards with her mom
jeans and hair in a "time-saving" ponytail. Sheesh. I'm embarrassed
every time she picks me up from preschool.
This one too :)
3-Year-Old Explains Why She Gets Pissed Off
3-year-old guest blogger Lily: OK, let me start by saying I love my mom. I don't dig her blogging about me all the time but that's her trip not mine. All in all she's a so-so parent but when it comes to letting me get my way she borders on pathetic. Let's just say, for example, I want to
kick back and watch a DVD:
Me: Mommy, I want to watch a movie.
Mommy: We're not going to watch a movie
right now.(BTW I didn't say "we" -- she's exhibiting classic
narcissistic behavior as usual-- just because I entered this world
sliding down her vag-slide she thinks the world revolves around her)
Me: (crying) I want to!!!!
Mommy: Not now, maybe later.
Hold
the
phone sister. Don't brush me off like that. Bandying the word "later"
around is like giving me the proverbial finger. It pisses me off. So,
what I do at this point is just grab the movie I want off the shelf.
My fave right now is "Monsters Inc." For whatever reason, I
can really relate to the character of Boo -- cast adrift in a
foreign land, guided by a couple of well-meaning but dimwitted
parents, um, I mean monsters. But I digress.
Anyway, like clockwork, she demands
that I hand her back the movie. Patiently, I try to explain my reticence by
cracking her across the nose with the video box. It's not a good scene.
Around
this time she snaps into action and deploys disciplinary tactic #1: The
Threat -- or to be more accurate The Empty Threat.
Mommy: Do you want a time out?
This is when I start screaming. No words. Just screaming. Actually, It's kind of cathartic.
She tries again:
Mommy: Do you want a time out?!
She usually repeats the question about ten times until, frankly, I wish she would
give me a freakin' time out so I wouldn't have to listen to her
yammering -- it's like nails on a Magna Doodle. Experience tells me she's not really going to go through
with it. To actually give me a time out she'd have to pick me up and
move me to "The Chair." She's WAY too tired to do that. (Have I
mentioned she's 43? Sheesh, she's practically dead).
At this point she attempts disciplinary tactic #2: The Countdown.
Mommy: I'm going to count to five -- and when I get to five I want you to hand me the video.
One, two, three, four ...
(NOTE:
There's such a HUGE gap between four and five -- I can use the time to
grab a quick nap or go over my To Do list: 1. Push Play Doh into small
crevices 2. Run around naked 3. Contemplate "Cat in the Hat")
Mommy: ... Five!
Precisely
on five -- I hand her the video and bring out the big guns. I look up at her, eyes like saucers, tears steaming
down my face and whimper the piece de resistance: "Daddy always lets me
watch a movie."
Bingo.
It's as simple as that. I've
finally worn her down physically, mentally and emotionally. Now, not
only do I get to watch "Monsters Inc." I'm also served a variety of
treats like ice cream, cookies and suckers. Which, is apropos,
considering my mom is the biggest sucker of them all.
Is your mommy a real push over?
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- maciymommieof3
on Mar. 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM