Dont' be so assuming

[mamapaparazzi]

Got this off a funny customer isn't always right site, lol..... enjoy :)

Some-Bunny Was Cranky Today…

Retail | Santa Barbara, CA, USA

Me: “All right, you’re all set! Here are your bags, and have a good weekend!�

Customer: “Thank you.�

Me: “And Happy Easter!�

Customer: “What was that?�

Me: “Happy Easter?�

Customer: “That could be offensive.�

Me: “I’m…sorry?�

Customer: “You know, some people don’t celebrate Easter. It’s offensive and rude of you to assume that.�

Me: “I…I’m sorry. I guess I did assume, because you were buying plastic eggs and basket grass.�

Customer: “You see? You’re assuming.�

Me: “Would you like me to un-wish you a happy Easter?�

Customer: “And there you go with the f***ing rude attitude! I celebrate Easter! I just think you need to not be so assuming!�

Me: “Have a nice day, ma’am.�

Customer: *leaving* “Ignorant little f***s…�

[glitterteaz]

 bad cashier!!!

[MemawBrie]

 

[Mommy_Ray]

 hahahahaha. You gotta love customer service. I had someone come to McDonalds once and ask for Taco's and I'm like "I'm sure that would be jack in the box, and they are next store" and the customer starts screaming at me how I am lying and he is going to sue my store.

[mamapaparazzi]

LOL!

I love when customers are dumb ... every time my hotel is full, people come in and ask "do you have any rooms" and I say, "No, sorry, we're all booked." and sometimes I'll even list the events going on in town to explain why we're booked, and invariably one or two of them will look at me sideways and ask, "Are you SURE you don't have any rooms?"

Seriously?  Yeah, I'm keeping the magical "only appears when someone questions me about being full or not" room open JUST FOR YOU, lol.

Quoting Mommy_Ray:

 hahahahaha. You gotta love customer service. I had someone come to McDonalds once and ask for Taco's and I'm like "I'm sure that would be jack in the box, and they are next store" and the customer starts screaming at me how I am lying and he is going to sue my store.

[mamapaparazzi]

And when I say "my hotel", I mean the one I work at, lol.  I don't own it :).  It's just faster to type "my", lol.

[MayhemMomma]

Haha! When I was in college, I worked at a restraunt in Tampa as a hostess. It was a very popular restraunt. Famous people came to eat there all the time. Anyways, sometimes the wait would be an hour, and 45 minutes long. This women came in one day, and I told her she had to wait that long, and she said "ok, no problem." After 10 minutes she came back up to me and started screaming in my face that she had been sitting there for 2 hours! I was in shock. I told her I would go get a manager, and she told me, "NO, I dont want to talk to the manager! I'm not done screaming at you!" Then continued to scream at me. Haha, I guess I must have looked pretty terrified, because another costumer, who had been waiting a very long time offered to give the lady his table! LOL!

[Mommy_Ray]

hahaha. This has nothing to do with work but the dumbest "Are you sure" question I have ever gotten was a bank when I was opening an account. My last name is Linn. yes LAST  ha, and when i said that, they were like "are you sure that is your last name?" nooo I have only had it for 24 years now

Quoting mamapaparazzi:

LOL!

I love when customers are dumb ... every time my hotel is full, people come in and ask "do you have any rooms" and I say, "No, sorry, we're all booked." and sometimes I'll even list the events going on in town to explain why we're booked, and invariably one or two of them will look at me sideways and ask, "Are you SURE you don't have any rooms?"

Seriously?  Yeah, I'm keeping the magical "only appears when someone questions me about being full or not" room open JUST FOR YOU, lol.

Quoting Mommy_Ray:

 hahahahaha. You gotta love customer service. I had someone come to McDonalds once and ask for Taco's and I'm like "I'm sure that would be jack in the box, and they are next store" and the customer starts screaming at me how I am lying and he is going to sue my store.

[Mommy_Ray]

haha, they are EVERYWHERE 

Quoting MayhemMomma:

Haha! When I was in college, I worked at a restraunt in Tampa as a hostess. It was a very popular restraunt. Famous people came to eat there all the time. Anyways, sometimes the wait would be an hour, and 45 minutes long. This women came in one day, and I told her she had to wait that long, and she said "ok, no problem." After 10 minutes she came back up to me and started screaming in my face that she had been sitting there for 2 hours! I was in shock. I told her I would go get a manager, and she told me, "NO, I dont want to talk to the manager! I'm not done screaming at you!" Then continued to scream at me. Haha, I guess I must have looked pretty terrified, because another costumer, who had been waiting a very long time offered to give the lady his table! LOL!

[mamapaparazzi]

HOly crap, LOL!

Quoting MayhemMomma:

Haha! When I was in college, I worked at a restraunt in Tampa as a hostess. It was a very popular restraunt. Famous people came to eat there all the time. Anyways, sometimes the wait would be an hour, and 45 minutes long. This women came in one day, and I told her she had to wait that long, and she said "ok, no problem." After 10 minutes she came back up to me and started screaming in my face that she had been sitting there for 2 hours! I was in shock. I told her I would go get a manager, and she told me, "NO, I dont want to talk to the manager! I'm not done screaming at you!" Then continued to scream at me. Haha, I guess I must have looked pretty terrified, because another costumer, who had been waiting a very long time offered to give the lady his table! LOL!

[mamapaparazzi]

Jeez, like you wouldn't know your own name, LOL!

Quoting Mommy_Ray:

hahaha. This has nothing to do with work but the dumbest "Are you sure" question I have ever gotten was a bank when I was opening an account. My last name is Linn. yes LAST  ha, and when i said that, they were like "are you sure that is your last name?" nooo I have only had it for 24 years now

Quoting mamapaparazzi:

LOL!

I love when customers are dumb ... every time my hotel is full, people come in and ask "do you have any rooms" and I say, "No, sorry, we're all booked." and sometimes I'll even list the events going on in town to explain why we're booked, and invariably one or two of them will look at me sideways and ask, "Are you SURE you don't have any rooms?"

Seriously?  Yeah, I'm keeping the magical "only appears when someone questions me about being full or not" room open JUST FOR YOU, lol.

Quoting Mommy_Ray:

 hahahahaha. You gotta love customer service. I had someone come to McDonalds once and ask for Taco's and I'm like "I'm sure that would be jack in the box, and they are next store" and the customer starts screaming at me how I am lying and he is going to sue my store.