IN GOOGLE we TRUST!

[maciymommieof3]

HOW OFTEN DO YOU TURN TO GOOGLE?

ALOT

A LITTLE

ALL THE TIME

GOOGLE IS MY MIND!

[kellensmommy08]

I think it's funny as hell the "know it alls" there are a few of them on here that we KNOW use Google but they are to afraid to admit it so they say they have used deep researc and thought it all up on their own.

I use Yahoo search and am proud! lol

[CoeyG]

Actually a lot, it saves me time looking for something.  I also use Yahoo, Bing, but I have a google account, that is how I get most of my email because their email accounts don't come with alot of spam.

[danie24]

 

Google is a wonderful tool.

One of many.

[kellensmommy08]

SHIT I made a typo!  SHIT SHIT SHIT call the spelling police

[maciymommieof3]

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods",

[maciymommieof3]

1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
    
2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
    
3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
    
4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
    
5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
    
6. Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
    
7. Thou shalt not hotlink.
    
8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
    
9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
    
10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

[Randi02]

I use it a lot.

It's fast and easy to find information. My kiddos and I are making bath bombs today, curtesy of google recipes : )

[CoeyG]

 

Quoting maciymommieof3:

1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
    
2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
    
3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
    
4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
    
5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
    
6. Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
    
7. Thou shalt not hotlink.
    
8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
    
9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
    
10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

 LOL these too posts are food for thought

[atlmom2]

A lot.  Google and yahoo. 

[glitterteaz]

 I use google scholar!