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Dont mess with old people

Posted by on Mar. 23, 2010 at 8:55 AM
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> > George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going
> > up
> > to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the
> > garden
> > shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the
> > back
> > door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the
> > shed
> > stealing things.
> >
> >
> >
> > He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”
> >
> >
> >
> > He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
> > stealing
> > from me.
> >
> >
> >
> > Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should
> > lock your
> > doors and an officer will be along when one is available.”
> >
> >
> >
> > George said, “Okay.”
> >
> >
> >
> > He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police
> > again.
> >
> >
> >
> > “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
> > people
> > stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about
> > them now
> > because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them
> > right
> > now.” and he hung up.
> >
> >
> >
> > Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
> > Fire
> > Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’
> > residence,
> > and caught the burglars red-handed.
> >
> >
> >
> > One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d
> > shot
> > them!”
> >
> >
> >
> > George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
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> > (True Story) I LOVE IT! Don’t mess with old people.

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Posted by on Mar. 23, 2010 at 8:55 AM
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mamaraylene
by Member on Mar. 23, 2010 at 8:56 AM

laughing

Aldea
by on Mar. 23, 2010 at 8:58 AM

rolling on floor


HotMommaStout
by on Mar. 23, 2010 at 8:58 AM

I wonder if that happened here? lol I live in like the old people capitol of the United States:P

t_lawson
by on Mar. 23, 2010 at 9:00 AM

 That's cute ,but if you pulled that now you would end up being the one in jail for calling in a false report.lol

p88hbear
by on Mar. 23, 2010 at 9:22 AM


Quoting HotMommaStout:

I wonder if that happened here? lol I live in like the old people capitol of the United States:P

So you're here in Florida with me?

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