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Memo: Cussing on cafemom ***uhu oh new TOS rules***

Posted by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 3:53 AM
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Memo: Cussing on cafemom

It has been brought to cafemom team's attention that some individuals throughout the cafemom community have been using foul language during the normal conversation with their fellow moms.

Due to complaints received from some cafemomers who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
when communicating with your fellow cafemomers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases has been provided so that proper
exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you should try harder.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can do that.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do t his?

4) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the post.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f______ problem.

8.) TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

10) TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn’t you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: She’s not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: She’s got her head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, mamam?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I’m busy.

15) TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This group sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

 

18 ) TRY SAYING: She’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a B__ch.

 

Thank You,
cafemom team

Fortunately, they didn't mention siggies!!!

LOL you have been PUNKED!!!!

by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 3:53 AM
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Kaelansmom
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 3:55 AM

 Please tell me this is a really stupid april fool's joke?? We are bloody adults, who is complaining about a few words??

(Mind you, I don't see any words as swear words)

tyra618
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 3:56 AM

 This has to be a joke. 


http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u33/lovelily45/ViciousDragonsWallpaper-1.gif
I didn't slap you.  I just high fived your face.

bellaamore
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 3:57 AM

bwaahahahahaha

mom2knl
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 3:59 AM

That is great.... I will have to remember those!!!  :)you rock

I'm kinda cute...

But I don't pay attention....drinking beer

vallchick
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 4:08 AM

This is GREAT!!! LOL

you rock

 

MemawBrie
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 9:19 AM

 You mean we have to start
exercising self-control??? 
There's no fun in that - LOL!
 

HardWorkingMomK
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 9:20 AM

seriously? 

Jewelzgirl
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 9:27 AM
well shit...i mean shoot...now ill have to actually think for a proper, polite, non offensive way to answer posts...im not supposed to be working on cafemom....
annie610
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Gosh this better be a joke......

MyndRayne
by on Apr. 1, 2010 at 9:36 AM

well, they can bite my lily white ass. :) 

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