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Up & Down Sex

Posted by on May. 2, 2010 at 9:23 PM
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 UP & DOWN SEX

 At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
 gentleman and an elderly lady
 struck up a conversation and discovered that
 they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed,
 they decided to go fishing together the next day.
 The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
 headed to the river to his fishing boat and
 started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a
 fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
'Do you want to go up or down?'
 All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
 and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
 right there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe
 what had just happened, but he had just experienc ed
 the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the
 river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
 river.
He again asked the lady, 'Up or down ?'
There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
 and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
 he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
 She said yes and there they were the next day,
 riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
 river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'
The woman replied, 'Down.'
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
 guided the boat down the river when he came upon
 another fork in the river and he asked the
 lady,'Up or down ?'
She replied, 'Up.'
This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
 you if yo u wanted to go up or down you made mad
 passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'
She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
 my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
 fuck or drown.'

lol my friend sent this to me the other day...

by on May. 2, 2010 at 9:23 PM
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tayanddyl
by on May. 2, 2010 at 10:12 PM

BUMP!

mamapaparazzi
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2010 at 2:38 AM

LOOL

YoRkIeMaMa2009
by on May. 3, 2010 at 3:40 AM

lol


***Proud Army Wife of an Infantry Soldier***



HotMommaStout
by on May. 3, 2010 at 3:54 AM

Hehe! That's my kind of joke :P

bananahammock1
by on May. 3, 2010 at 3:56 AM

BUMP!

nana143
by on May. 3, 2010 at 11:27 AM

BUMP!

Arabellas_Mommy
by on May. 3, 2010 at 9:27 PM

 Here's another one that's (a little long but,) pretty funny :)

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


SM:
Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL:
It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM:
Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL:
The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM:
It's not working.

SL:
Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM
: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL:
The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.




Sister Mathematical
arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM:
Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL
: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM
: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL
: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM
: And?

SL
: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM
: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL
: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM
: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL
: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.


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SM:
Oh, no! What happened then?

SL
: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!
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ColtsFan1912
by on May. 3, 2010 at 9:33 PM

lol

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