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Tickle Me Tuesday - Post your jokes here

Posted by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:09 PM
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Fortune cookie says

-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

-- Man who run in front of car get tired.

-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.

-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

-- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

-- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.

-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:09 PM
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Nathans_mom0612
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:13 PM

 LMAO. Ive seen a few of these before. I got a similar email quite a few years ago and it had more on there but of course I dont have it anymore.

Memere4
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:18 PM

 

sharebearII
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 12:59 PM

 LOL!   Funny!

Here's my favorite joke...   You guys are gonna think I'm a weirdo, but hey, what else is new?  

 

Q:  "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

A:  "...it was dead."

Memere4
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 1:40 PM

 why do farts smell?

so the deaf can enjoy them too.

ewwwwwwww--LOL

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