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Smokers Are Disgusting!!!

Posted by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:35 PM
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So, my DH is a smoker. In the past he has said things like:

"This cigarette tastes like popcorn".

Or "This cigarettes tastes like beef jerky".

He said that this happens sometimes (for unknown reasons) that a cigarette just so happens to taste like a random food. (He said that other smokers would understand this concept)
Someone confirm this for me?

ANYWAYS.... He says this crap so often that I usually just laugh it off & make fun of him.

Tonight, he was standing on the back porch (not allowed to smoke in my house) & says:

"OMG! This cigarette tastes like shit!"

ME: "DUH! They all do!"
(Some non-smoker sarcasm!)

HIM: "NO SERIOUSLY! It tastes like SHIT! Like, crap, poop ETC....!"

ME: "You know what shit tastes like?"

HIM:" Well, NO! But, THIS is what I'd imagine shit to taste like! It actually smells like shit too!"

ME: "NO SHIT!"
(More smart ass non-smoker humor, with an intended pun)LMBO!

********* awkward silence

ME: "Didn't you just change Kaylee's diaper?"

*lightbulb turns on*

DH:"OMG!" O_O <---- his face!

*gag*

ME: uncontrollably laughing!!!

So, there it is! The moral of this story?

DON'T SMOKE!
(A smart ass comment from a non smoker) *giggle*
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mallowcup17
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:37 PM

lol.

i smoked all thru high school and college but i havent in years and i agree it is a gross habit..so glad i quit

Elyssa414
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:38 PM
LOL!!!
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mommyjenn84
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Bahahaha love it
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robe739
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:39 PM
LOL! I'm glad you quit too. ;)

My DH keeps reminding me (as I giggle at this post) that I wouldn't have any funny stories to tell anymore if he was to quit.

So true, what would I do with myself? LOL!


Quoting mallowcup17:

lol.


i smoked all thru high school and college but i havent in years and i agree it is a gross habit..so glad i quit


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MaddiesMama09
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Hahaha!
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yourpassion
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:42 PM

hahaha....too funny!

LuckyMommy0711
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Smoking is disgusting would be less offensive than smokers are disgusting... I'm not currently smoking because I'm pregnant, but I do thoroughly enjoy cigerettes... As does my husband and my mother who are not disgusting.... And yes sometimes cigs taste different.. Sometimes mine would taste like tequila..lol... or sometimes even chocolate... never shit though....
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andreab562
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:51 PM

LOL!  That's really funny

kittymomma019
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:52 PM

heh.. yes smokes tate like random food the wort was french toast

robe739
by on Mar. 28, 2011 at 10:52 PM
LOL! I was hoping to bring more people into the post with that title. NOT hoping to truly offend anyone, just to catch some attention. Sorry if I offended you. I don't think smokers are disgusting. I share a bed & 3 children with a smoker. ;)


Quoting LuckyMommy0711:

Smoking is disgusting would be less offensive than smokers are disgusting... I'm not currently smoking because I'm pregnant, but I do thoroughly enjoy cigerettes... As does my husband and my mother who are not disgusting.... And yes sometimes cigs taste different.. Sometimes mine would taste like tequila..lol... or sometimes even chocolate... never shit though....

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