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Your kids' funny mispronunciations

Posted by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:21 AM
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What are some funny mispronunciations your kids say? My four year old, Madison has been the source of everything funny since she was born. Some of her mispronunciations over the years include:

rhinoceros: opicer

S'mores: Smoes (I don't know why, but I crack up every time she says it)

Money was always: Bunny

Hannah Montana is: Hammin' On Tana

Entertainment center: Ement tainent ce'er

Pinocchio: Tokeydoke

Oh and Lightning McQueen: Bicqueen

 

by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:21 AM
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LuckyMamaShawna
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:23 AM

bump!

Elyssa414
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:23 AM
My older son calls his hospital his hopsicle. And our minivan his bee-van.

My younger son is very articulate, but he lives marbles, and there have been some hillarious things said about his balls! Like the other day I asked him to carry something and he goes, "I can't. My hand is in my pocket so I can play with my balls!" lmao
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ballerina.2006
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:25 AM
My ds (2) was attempting knock knock jokes with his aunt and uncles...
ds- knock knock (mind you half the time he clicks his tounge to "say" knock)
uncle- whos there?
ds- pickle dick
uncle- say what??
me- he said pickle stick!! (pickle on a stick)
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fraujones
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:26 AM

My girl used to say "persnificates" instead of "certificates." "Bicqueen" and "Tokeydoke" are so cute! Lol.

gypsy_rose
by Kandy on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:27 AM

sit = shit

LuckyMamaShawna
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:27 AM

omg! how funny!

Quoting Elyssa414:

My older son calls his hospital his hopsicle. And our minivan his bee-van.

My younger son is very articulate, but he lives marbles, and there have been some hillarious things said about his balls! Like the other day I asked him to carry something and he goes, "I can't. My hand is in my pocket so I can play with my balls!" lmao


LuckyMamaShawna
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:29 AM

I can just imagine the looks on everyone's face when he said pickle dick. hahahaha that reminds me... both of my girls have had trouble saying clock. Madison can say it fine now, but the way my two year old, Lily, says it reminded me that Madison used to do the same thing. Think of clock with a silent "L." haha It's so embarassing when a "clock" is pointed out in public!

Quoting ballerina.2006:

My ds (2) was attempting knock knock jokes with his aunt and uncles...
ds- knock knock (mind you half the time he clicks his tounge to "say" knock)
uncle- whos there?
ds- pickle dick
uncle- say what??
me- he said pickle stick!! (pickle on a stick)


Toughenough1979
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:30 AM

 MY DS4 SAYS WASSLES INSTEAD OF WAFFLES

FOR A LONG TIME MY DD9 WOULD SAY CHIWACHA INSTEAD OF CHIUAUA AND OOZE INSTEAD OF USE

Olivia_G
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:31 AM
My older daughter would alway pronounce words that ended with -tain as if she were saying the word bundt:
Curtain=curnt
Mountain=mount
Fountain=fount
Button=bunt
And both my girls call cattle guards "cow gardens".
I love the things kids say!!
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danie24
by on Jun. 2, 2011 at 10:32 AM
My son Lee (3 y/o)

"Banana oaf" = banana loaf
"Yove" = love

he also pronounces his name "Wee" instead of Lee

his "L's" are pronounced with a Y or W sound usually.. But he is getting better
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