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Stupid Questions deserve Stupid Answers

Posted by on Aug. 29, 2012 at 8:03 PM
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At Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it from someone else. Share and make someone else smile too!!

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sweettigeress
by on Aug. 29, 2012 at 9:20 PM
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I've read this so many times and each time it's just as funny. lol!

Hottmomma607
by Trica on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:24 AM
I THINK I PEED MYSLEF!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
Fields456
by Bronze Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:26 AM
Lmao. I have read this before but I am so glad I'm not laying in bed. I would have woken dh up laughing. I would love to witness someone actually say this. Hmmm I might if the question ever comes up
jojobean558
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 6:01 AM
I love, it make my morning and it's only 6:00 am. Thank you.
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MIA0223
by Michelle on Aug. 30, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Lol!!!!
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ms-vero
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Lol
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steveiguana
by on Aug. 30, 2012 at 9:42 AM

always good to start the day with a laugh

Barabell
by on Aug. 30, 2012 at 1:45 PM

read this before, but it's been a long time. still completely funny reading it again.

I needed the laugh this morning. Thanks!!!

kim8934
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:04 PM

lmao, thanks, I needed that today.  I've seen it before, but still gives me a good laugh.

cav629
by Member on Aug. 30, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Lol
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