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The mobile stripper pole is the one accessory that makes an Escalade EXT useful

Posted by on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:11 PM
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The Mobile Stripper Pole Is The One Accessory That Makes An Escalade EXT Useful

 





 
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The Mobile Stripper Pole Is The One Accessory That Makes An Escalade EXT Useful

The Mobile Stripper Pole Is The One Accessory That Makes An Escalade EXT UsefulWith the RNC Convention just ending in Tampa, America's eyes have been opened to the aching beauty of a city lousy with strip clubs - but what about those of us stuck in cultural backwaters with hardly any strip-based institutions at all? Happily, there's an answer. Now any vehicle with a suitable tow hitch can become a mobile strip club thanks to this revolutionary mobile stripper pole!

For only about $400, this should pay for itself within one good night of parking-lot hopping and a willing, under 200 lb (the pole's maximum supported weight) stripper of your chosen gender!

For many Escalades and Navigators, this will be the key to finally finding the car's ideal use. And that's easily worth a $5 shoved in a thong.

by on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:11 PM
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maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:12 PM

 really?  wtf?   LOL

Punkie74
by on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:15 PM

What? I thought everyone had one of these!!

maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:18 PM

 I had to order a "scaled down" one b/c I drive a small car....HA

Quoting Punkie74:

What? I thought everyone had one of these!!

 

maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:24 PM

 the problem is...I really need a ceiling to perform...Can't do this is the wide open nature

Quoting maciymommieof3:

 I had to order a "scaled down" one b/c I drive a small car....HA

Quoting Punkie74:

What? I thought everyone had one of these!!

 

 

maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:25 PM

 In Limo's too

maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:25 PM

 

maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:26 PM

 

and at christmas..you can wrap garland around it.

maciymommieof3
by Angie on Sep. 5, 2012 at 3:27 PM

 might need a 18wheeler for this

EireLass
by Ruby Member on Sep. 5, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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Well, this is convenient. I suppose I can hook it to the back of the F-150.

EireLass
by Ruby Member on Sep. 5, 2012 at 4:23 PM

I notice it said "an under 200 lb stripper". Did they HAVE to write that, or did we WANT to see a 240 lb stripper?

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