Bash away earthlings!
Thank you so much earthling....my spaceship is parked here for awhile at least.....I am truly enjoying this amazing dish you earthlings eat called "salad". On my planet we have nothing but ice cream and Uncle Ben's Rice.
Unfortunately I'm from Uranus.
Quoting Anonymous:Unfortunately I'm from Uranus.
I have a list of humans you can experiment on, and keep them:
Fred Phelps (and well all of his followers)
We earthilings will willingly give these people up for you to use, will you PLEASE take them?
Oh and if you are from uranus, they may not be willing for some experiments you perform! ;-)
Well earthling, I must say they are on my list too.....I have some friends on Saturn who tried to abduct Rush Limbaugh a few years back, unfortunately he was too much for their little spaceship to hold. As far as this mysterious Donald Trump, his hair has been a total mystery to my fellow martians for a long time...in fact, we have pets, similar to what you earthlings call "cats". These pets we have are called foogloos....and it looks like one of the foogloos is living on Donald Trump's head. I'd be worried about travelling in my spaceship will Ann Coulter...she says the most awful things, I fear she would cause me to be a distracted spaceship operator and I might wind up on Venus or something. Have yourself a good day earthling....I am back on earth today and I will be exploring your many phenomenon...including this restaurant you have called IHOP.
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