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Anonymous
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Bash away earthlings!

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 1:44 AM
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Jrs_mama
by Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 2:21 AM
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Welcome To the club!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 19, 2012 at 2:28 AM

Thank you so much earthling....my spaceship is parked here for awhile at least.....I am truly enjoying this amazing dish you earthlings eat called "salad".  On my planet we have nothing but ice cream and Uncle Ben's Rice.

Supervane
by Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 2:28 AM
Go back to mars
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by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 19, 2012 at 2:33 AM

Unfortunately I'm from Uranus.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 19, 2012 at 2:35 AM
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I laughed way too hard at that lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Unfortunately I'm from Uranus.

greenie63
by Bronze Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:09 AM

I have a list of humans you can experiment on, and keep them:

Rush Limbaugh

Ann Coulter

Fred Phelps (and well all of his followers)

Mitt Romney

Paul Ryan

Donald Trump

We earthilings will willingly give these people up for you to use, will you PLEASE take them? 

Oh and if you are from uranus, they may not be willing for some experiments you perform! ;-)

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 19, 2012 at 11:52 AM

Well earthling, I must say they are on my list too.....I have some friends on Saturn who tried to abduct Rush Limbaugh a few years back, unfortunately he was too much for their little spaceship to hold.  As far as this mysterious Donald Trump, his hair has been a total mystery to my fellow martians for a long time...in fact, we have pets, similar to what you earthlings call "cats".  These pets we have are called foogloos....and it looks like one of the foogloos is living on Donald Trump's head.  I'd be worried about travelling in my spaceship will Ann Coulter...she says the most awful things, I fear she would cause me to be a distracted spaceship operator and I might wind up on Venus or something.  Have yourself a good day earthling....I am back on earth today and I will be exploring your many phenomenon...including this restaurant you have called IHOP.

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