1. "Well you and your sister slept well from the day I brought you home. You're not trying hard enough to get your daughter on a schedule." (my dd has acid reflux and colic, she goes to dr Fri)
2. "I didn't get any stretch marks from my pregnancies" Congratulations on winning the genetic lottery mom.
3."I weighed less after having you than before I got pregnant" Good. Good for you. I'm by no means big but I'm still a little bigger.
4."Breastfeeding is gross. You'll look terrible in a few years." Its healthiest for dd, I'm able to with no problems, and hopefully my appearance isn't the only thing I have going for me.
5. "You look so hard with dark hair." Um...I'm a natural brunette just like YOU!!! I love my mom but I wish she didn't nitpick quite so much.