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Saying Goodbye to Mother

Posted by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 8:09 AM
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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.

We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, ‘He’s just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.’

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long,’ I said, as we drove away. ‘That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.

by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 8:09 AM
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mrswillie
by Silver Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 8:30 AM
1 mom liked this

lmao

cryssi_renee
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 8:33 AM
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rolling on floor

auntangelofsix
by Angel on Apr. 6, 2013 at 11:00 AM
LOL
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MomRocs1102
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 3:01 PM

poor cab driver

MamaJ8329
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 3:03 PM
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 LMAO. Oh my goodness....Thanks for the laugh :)

proudmommy690
by Bronze Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 3:03 PM
Lmfao
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kitty8199
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 3:06 PM
Lmao
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ladylovemm
by Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 2:30 PM

O-M-G this was SOOOOO FUNNY. I couldn't even read it all the way through to my husband without crying with laughter.  A keeper.  Thank you.

wingsfan1234
by Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 2:32 PM

haha thanks for the laugh!!! 

k1kelley
by Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 2:39 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

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