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8 Totally Tasteless Toddler T-Shirts - Would you let your toddler wear any of these?

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8 Totally Tasteless Toddler T-Shirts

by Adriana Velez

barely legalA dad was clothes shopping for his four-year-old daughter when he came across what he at first thought was a perfectly nice t-shirt. But then he saw what it read: "BARELY LEGAL" in pink camouflage lettering -- and "HUSTLER" in there, too, in case you didn't get the point. What the! He posted a photo of the shirt to Reddit, saying, "carried it around for about five minutes before I read the text and threw up in my mouth a little."

Ugh, what was that t-shirt company thinking? And who would buy such a t-shirt for a four-year-old girl? Shudder. But hey, there's more where that came from. The Internet is FULL of bad ideas for toddler t-shirts.




Barely Legal

We all know why this is gross, right?

Barely Legal

I Like Shiny Things

"I like shiny things, just like Mommy." Ugh, really? Bling-obsessed bimbo, just like Mommy!

I Like Shiny Things

Daddy's Little Squirt

Daddy's little what? I mean, we all know, but... TMI. Not what we want to think about when we're looking at your adorable little toddler.

Daddy's Little Squirt

Break Out the Boobs

Sigh.

Break Out the Boobs

I'm This Many

Well that's just great. You're off to a terrific start.

I'm This Many

Hung Like Daddy

You know what? There is not a single age at which we'd want to hear this from a guy. Not a single age.

Hung Like Daddy

McBoobies

So much wrong here.

McBoobies

I'm a Porn Star

God, we hope not!

I'm a Porn Star

Would you let your toddler wear any of these?
by on May. 21, 2013 at 8:44 AM
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lillucky8
by on May. 21, 2013 at 8:47 AM
No chance.
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cjsmom1
by Silver Member on May. 21, 2013 at 8:52 AM
1 mom liked this
What were the companies who made these shirts thinking? Porn star? That's absolutely disgusting.
Saharra
by Member on May. 21, 2013 at 9:23 AM
No. Wow..... 😳😳
Jennyanne322
by Member on May. 21, 2013 at 9:25 AM
1 mom liked this
I am all for funny shirts, but those are tasteless.
elkmomma
by Member on May. 21, 2013 at 9:46 AM

No,  but the "I'm this many" is kind of funny.  Wish they would put that on big peoples shirts.

Billiejeens
by on May. 21, 2013 at 10:55 AM

Just more proof that the country has lost it's collective mind.

Stephd710
by Member on May. 21, 2013 at 3:20 PM
3 moms liked this

The Barely Legal and Porn Star....no.  The others arent that bad, they are kinda funny!  My girls had onesies that said "My mom is packing heat" and "My moms tattoos are better than your moms." 

907PickleMom
by Member on May. 21, 2013 at 3:21 PM
Um I wouldn't let my kids wear those for SURE..
Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 21, 2013 at 3:23 PM
1 mom liked this
The porn star one is ridiculous! A few of the others made me laugh a little but that doesn't mean I'd let my child wear any of them.
kailu1835
by Bronze Member on May. 21, 2013 at 3:27 PM
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I really hope these are joke shirts.
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