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8 Totally Tasteless Toddler T-Shirts - Would you let your toddler wear any of these?

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8 Totally Tasteless Toddler T-Shirts

by Adriana Velez

barely legalA dad was clothes shopping for his four-year-old daughter when he came across what he at first thought was a perfectly nice t-shirt. But then he saw what it read: "BARELY LEGAL" in pink camouflage lettering -- and "HUSTLER" in there, too, in case you didn't get the point. What the! He posted a photo of the shirt to Reddit, saying, "carried it around for about five minutes before I read the text and threw up in my mouth a little."

Ugh, what was that t-shirt company thinking? And who would buy such a t-shirt for a four-year-old girl? Shudder. But hey, there's more where that came from. The Internet is FULL of bad ideas for toddler t-shirts.




Barely Legal

We all know why this is gross, right?

Barely Legal

I Like Shiny Things

"I like shiny things, just like Mommy." Ugh, really? Bling-obsessed bimbo, just like Mommy!

I Like Shiny Things

Daddy's Little Squirt

Daddy's little what? I mean, we all know, but... TMI. Not what we want to think about when we're looking at your adorable little toddler.

Daddy's Little Squirt

Break Out the Boobs

Sigh.

Break Out the Boobs

I'm This Many

Well that's just great. You're off to a terrific start.

I'm This Many

Hung Like Daddy

You know what? There is not a single age at which we'd want to hear this from a guy. Not a single age.

Hung Like Daddy

McBoobies

So much wrong here.

McBoobies

I'm a Porn Star

God, we hope not!

I'm a Porn Star

Would you let your toddler wear any of these?
by on May. 21, 2013 at 8:44 AM
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dalbax2
by on May. 28, 2013 at 1:43 PM

No.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on May. 28, 2013 at 2:05 PM
When I was pregnant with my fifth (and our first whoops baby).
A friend sent us a onesie, for the baby that said

Now that I am here I am pro choice.

We thought it was hysterical. I didn't put it on him when we were out. But, we got a good giggle from it.
gypsy_rose
by Kandy on May. 28, 2013 at 2:06 PM
No.
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