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Yes, I actually said these words to my kid. What are some of the strangest things you have found yourself saying to your children?

by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 11:19 PM
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JTMOM422
by on Jul. 26, 2013 at 10:07 AM
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I am not a jungle gym

isaacsmommy68
by on Jul. 26, 2013 at 12:08 PM
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"Get out of the closet". "Dont shoot your brother". "Just because there is a hole, doesnt mean you need to stick something in it". "Your going to pull it off (the penis)". Sometimes I wounder what my neighbors are thinking when I yell some of these things! lol

LokisMama
by Megan on Jul. 26, 2013 at 3:56 PM
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"Taxi's are not for eating."

"No, cheese is not a fruit." 

Hartbrayka
by on Jul. 26, 2013 at 5:15 PM
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 I have said that same exact sentence at least twice, lmao.  I recently had to tell my son to get his head out of my boobs.  lmfao  we were in the pool he was swimming and swam head first into my cleavage.  lmfao!!  that was an awkward sentence, lmao

KyliesMom5
by Bronze Member on Jul. 26, 2013 at 5:17 PM
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The cat does not go in the freezer. My daughter was 5 years old at the time


Oh and We do not color on the dog! We used to have a white dog
jobseeker
by Bronze Member on Jul. 26, 2013 at 6:16 PM

Take baby Jesus out of your nose

(Christmas time, nativity scene under the tree)

Stop poking your father with that pole!

(testing campling equipment)

NO, You cannot put that bucket on Maria's head!

(church youth car wash)

psychomama05
by on Jul. 26, 2013 at 6:38 PM
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LMAO!  "baby Jesus" might be the best of all time!

Quoting jobseeker:

Take baby Jesus out of your nose

(Christmas time, nativity scene under the tree)

Stop poking your father with that pole!

(testing campling equipment)

NO, You cannot put that bucket on Maria's head!

(church youth car wash)



KyliesMom5
by Bronze Member on Jul. 26, 2013 at 7:56 PM
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Here's a new one I found myself saying tonight to my 10 year old daughter. " don't hand cuff the dog" as she was handcuffing the poor dogs front legs. How do they come up with this stuff?
rbailey2414
by on Jul. 26, 2013 at 7:58 PM
Oh so many things but I can't think of specific at the moment. Kids are hilarious!
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Annabel1809Lee
by on Jul. 26, 2013 at 7:58 PM
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Well my 2 year old thinks he's a dog... so I'm constantly yelling at him to stop biting the dogs ears, chewing their bones, drinking out of their water bowl. Don't kiss turtles (he loves turtles) and my oldest thinks he's a ninja so I have to yell at him to stop climbing the walls, literally!

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