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People Are Paying to Get Into Bed With Strangers to Do WHAT?! Would YOU do this?

Posted by on Oct. 23, 2013 at 8:43 AM
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People Are Paying to Get Into Bed With Strangers to Do WHAT?!

by Michele Zipp

snuggle houseThere are plenty of things we do with our loved ones -- intimate things -- that we really wouldn't do with strangers. Like sex, of course. Though some pay for that, but that's illegal, so of course no one reading this does that. But there is another intimate thing we do with our loved ones that apparently if you don't get enough of it at home ... or if you have no one to get it with ... you can now pay someone to do it with you.

It's not sex. It doesn't even involved nudity. But it's snuggling. There's a place called The Snuggle House that's trying to open its doors to the public but has been met with a little push-back from authorities. Oh you don't say?

We get naked and let strangers rub out bodies for a fee when we get massages. How is cuddling any different? Okay, it's totally different. It's someone getting all up in your personal space with their whole body touching your body. Clothed, yes, but still. It's a little strange, not because of the longhaired and perky blondes who work there -- they seem awesome and just want to spread love -- but because of the creeper clientele they will most likely get.

Lonnie Johnson is the longhair and professional snuggler in Madison, Wisconsin, where The Snuggle House wants to open its doors and arms for a good clean snug. He's also a professional in the awesome name department and a professional at mastering the art of the curl without frizz. He's also a professional sensitive man. Oooh the best kind!

Let's watch a little interview with him, shall we?


Oxytocin! You can't bottle that. It's natural, man. Peace. And it is better than great, so I get it. I love a good snuggle. It's one of the perks with having kids -- they love snuggling. But cuddling up to a total stranger, a little odd.

Wisconsin is afraid it's all front for prostitution. But Lonnie ... Lonnie is no male hooker. He's just a hippie soul wanting to wrap his arms around those who are snuggle deprived for $60 an hour. Madison Assistant City Attorney Jennifer Zilavy told the Journal-Sentinel the cuddlers need to get some paperwork in order, namely a certificate of occupancy. Plus, Zilavy says: "If they're snuggling with somebody who gets aroused and wants more, what do they have in place to deal with that? Because that's going to happen, there's no doubt about it. We don't want our police department responding there for sexual assaults all the time. We need to know they've thought through protocols in that situation."

They say they have security at the ready. So maybe, just maybe, there will be some $60 an hour snuggling going on.

Would you ever pay for a snuggle? What do you think of The Snuggle House?

by on Oct. 23, 2013 at 8:43 AM
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2Sparrows4ever
by on Oct. 23, 2013 at 8:47 AM
No, I wouldn't, I say to each their own
bhow
by on Oct. 23, 2013 at 8:49 AM

Ahhhh really?  Is somebody else going to be in the room also?  I would be afraid of somebody trying to rape another or grope or what the hell ever!!!  No thank you!  Stupid is stupid does.  Just stupid!

momto3B
by Bronze Member on Oct. 23, 2013 at 7:38 PM

Clearly some people have way too much time and disposable income on their hands. 

Get off the computer, get a life and snuggle with a person you are acutually  close to. 

auntangelofsix
by Angel on Oct. 23, 2013 at 8:33 PM
OMG!!!!! heck not that is not my type and there is no way in the world i would do it and that is just sick.
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Jacob
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 24, 2013 at 8:15 AM

No I wouldn't pay for something like that. I'm not the snuggly type of person anyway.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 24, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Would I pay for it? No. Would I work there? Hell yes!
AnnieGoolaheey
by Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 10:27 AM

How do I apply?  I'll snuggle like a sonna bitch!

m0mmy0ftw02012
by Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 10:33 AM

I saw this the other day... This is str8 up retarded in my opinion!! The only snuggles i need are from my husband.

sarah427
by Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:02 PM
I would be inclined to believe ALL of the clientele would be depraved, many perverted, and the complete sociopaths and stalkers would be lining up. Intimacy shouldn't be rented out to the masses.
Alicia_Griffin
by Member on Oct. 25, 2013 at 1:34 PM
I may be a little creeped out by that idea
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