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best/worse pickup lines

Posted by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 11:15 AM
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we all got them, whats the ones that stand out on you mind?
by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 11:15 AM
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Amy_Lee
by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Those clothes look great on you. But you know what would look better on you? ME

yeah some guy actually used that stupid line on me! lol

 

 

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CantCook1818
by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Something about being a MODEl, Like Do you Model???
You should be a model??? Gag.....
cutebaby06
by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 11:24 AM
"Do you have an extra cigerette" I actually used this on my ex-boyfriend I was actually out of smokes it worked cuz we ended up dating for 8 years, I have never used that line on any other guy.
lovnjacobyntek
by on Jan. 17, 2008 at 11:22 PM
My husband never used this on me (thank god), but he said that he used it when he was in college....

"You want to go get some pizza and f ** k?  (If the girl said no, then he would say)
What you don't like pizza?"

I know it's horrible, but too funny!
Abbienormal
by on Jan. 18, 2008 at 5:02 PM
Hmm, the worst pick-up line. Here's a few.

Worst That Has Never Been Used
(swagger over)
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have herpes,
And so will you."
(end with a wink)

Worst That Has Been Used
"I am from another planet, and I want to take you home with me.. "

What made this even more laughable was as I walked away, I got, "You are out of this world. You beam me up!"

Worst That I Have Used
"Hi. You'll do."

Worst That I Have Always Wanted To Use But Never Have
"Hi. Can I domesticate you?"


Haven't ever heard one that I was wow about. Most make me laugh, but they never get a guy anwhere. Thankfully, I am married now! Maybe I will use a pick-up line on him.
Abbienormal &hearts 's Little Bellaboo Who
ae831
by Member on Jan. 18, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Haha...I ran into this guy that I knew from high school and I hadn't seen him for over a year and when he saw me we started to chit chat and I even had my daughter on my side and he told me.....

get this...

"Yeah, I have a girl and she is my babies mama, but she is not even pretty. She is nothing like you. We should hang out."

I just told him: Ugh? first I have a man. Second, we have a baby together, and third you're a jerk.

It was so sad though....he would try to get me to leave my boyfriend for him. I had him SPRUNG!...LOL.


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sbrina
by on Jan. 18, 2008 at 9:54 PM

are you tired?  you've been running through my mind all day.

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

you look good in those clothes i bet you'd look better without them.

those look tight ... want me to take them off.


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