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Posted by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:17 AM
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Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN

 Angie          

by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:17 AM
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1sttimemom2
by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:23 AM
OMG!!! that was hilarious.
cutebaby06
by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:29 AM
I loved it,thank you so much for posting that!!!!!!!!!!
Julie1976
by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Hilarious!  Thanks for posting.

Julie

ALolies
by New Member on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:42 AM
You are so welcome. I think we can all use a little giggle time in our day.

 Angie          

DollytheBrat
by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 11:46 AM
good post!! i think ill print the hormone imbalanced one as evidence to show my doctor! she is such a bword.

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jeannabean
by on Feb. 20, 2008 at 3:46 PM
I was in need of a good laugh!
LonelyinNH
by on Feb. 21, 2008 at 11:53 AM

Funny, but yet so true!

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