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new diet try it !!!!!

Posted by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:10 PM
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Purina Diet Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs: Ibullet illa and tazz was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I did not have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably should not because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now).. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:10 PM
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Kristjansmama
by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:37 PM

Ha ha ha ha LMAO. 

McKinzies_Mom
by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:54 PM

ROFLMAO That's awsome!!!!  *wipes tear from eye from laughing so hard*

daydreamrsdream
by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:57 PM

LMAO!! What a great laugh to end my night...


MRSMADRIGAL
by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:58 PM

lol,needed that!!thanks

with peace,love,and do you

SCmommy106
by on Feb. 5, 2009 at 10:03 PM

Ha ha ha LMAO, that was awesome!

Jennzbunch
by on Feb. 6, 2009 at 9:41 AM

too funny! i really needed a good laugh today...

Jenny

dnkmommie
by on Feb. 6, 2009 at 10:01 AM

LMAO.....I love smart a$& people

Mandola21
by on Feb. 6, 2009 at 10:05 AM

ahahaha roflmbo!

jasmom14075
by on Feb. 6, 2009 at 10:47 AM

rolling on floorthat's a good one like the cornish hen in the turkey!!! People are so gullible!

Julie1976
by on Feb. 6, 2009 at 11:19 AM

That was awesome!  Sounds like a joke that you'd hear from Bill Engvall ....Here's your sign! 

Julie


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