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Airplane Conversations

Posted by on Mar. 28, 2007 at 3:48 PM
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the 
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights 
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and 
said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask 
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the
same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat 
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose 
that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea...."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to 
discuss nuclear power when you don't know SHIT?"

by on Mar. 28, 2007 at 3:48 PM
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tanishalc
by Group Owner on Mar. 31, 2007 at 10:58 PM
LOL oooooooooooooooooooooohhh if i was her mother i woud kick her but !!!   hey, she does have a piont though LOL
turtldov
by on May. 25, 2007 at 8:54 PM
 Laughing 1ROTFLOL 





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