If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of Humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up And cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... ..He didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo Clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its Throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted.
~this is only a joke~
is anyone still in this group?
- Hedgewitch
on Oct. 1, 2009 at 10:45 AM