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New Medicines for women (funny)

Posted by on Jan. 2, 2010 at 9:27 PM
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St. Mon's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q., causing enjoyment of country western music.

F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

M e n i c i l l i n
Potent anti boyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"

B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your anniversary or phone number.

A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

The Spirit of The Lord says so...

by on Jan. 2, 2010 at 9:27 PM
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Baps
by Group Admin on Mar. 9, 2010 at 12:55 AM

This did indeed make me giggle.smile

Great post!

qwietpleez
by Crystal, Group Owner on Mar. 27, 2010 at 3:37 AM

F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

I need some of this one lately :o) 

caljones
by New Member on Mar. 28, 2010 at 10:05 AM

lol

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