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This is Funny! WORDS parents need to describe their kids(add your own)

Posted by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 2:45 PM
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 Kids exhibit unique traits, behaviors and ideals (as do their parents sometimes). Here are some brand new words to describe them:

GARBOFLAGE (v.): To hide a piece of your child’s artwork under other trash in the waste basket so they don’t catch you throwing it away.

 STOCKTEASE (n.):  A child who lets you buy large quantities of their favorite food at the grocery store and then immediately decides that they don’t like it anymore.

 TOYPHOON (n.): Routine recreational activities of children that leave their playroom looking like it was decimated by a hurricane.

 TWIRPLE (v.):  When a child playing baseball gets to third base on a hit that didn’t make it out of the infield.

 PUPPYMOON (n.):  The short period of time during which your child lives up to their promise of caring for the new pet they begged you for.

 WOUNDOGGLE (v.): When a child pretends to be hurt after hurting someone else with hopes that it will prevent him from getting in trouble.

 If you have situations relevant to your kids that are in need of words to describe them, please contact them through the website. And check out the funny videos there with MORE of these words:  www.TheKidDictionary.com

by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 2:45 PM
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SCmomof3girls
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 3:11 PM
LOL! I totally do the first one. Those are great.
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firefly63701
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 3:13 PM

Ive been kown to do the first one to.  I just dont have the room.

cjsmom1
by Silver Member on Jul. 2, 2011 at 3:14 PM

lol

bupkie
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 4:28 PM

THOSE ARE FANTASTIC!!!

 

Ahh, yes... the Stocktease... I've fallen victim to that a few times... BUT, I've usually found friends or family to share them with OR donated them to a local food drive...  

And, the Toyphoons... yes... it's often Toyphoon Season here!    Though, we are working on that!  

CrazedMomof2
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 9:20 PM
Hahaha
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NoahsMommy7974
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 9:57 PM

Kodick - the child who refuses to cooperate when you take a family photo

Shitistics - inaccurate stats spouted by an 8 year old at a sporting event.


janitablue
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 10:34 PM

Love it my son is a toyphoon I am tired of it.

Footnotes85
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 10:37 PM

BUMP!

sleepingbeauty8
by on Jul. 2, 2011 at 10:46 PM
lol I will use a couple of these for sure
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beanielips
by on Jul. 3, 2011 at 3:12 AM
I completely donthe first one!

And stocktease? It's coco puffs that are suddenly horrible.

And I thought this was just me!
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