Source: AskMen.com
Top 10 Things a Man Can Do That Women Can't:
10. Go shirtless in Public
9. Hold Their Liquor Better Than Women
8. Grow Facial Hair
7. Navigate Spatially (huh??)
6.Shave Their Heads
5. Play "Real" Sports
4. Fertilise Eggs
3. Pee Standing up
2. Stick Parts of Themselves In Things
1. Get Sexier With Age
Is there any thing about being a man that you wish you could do?
i'll have to disagree with #9. before i had my kids i could hold my alcohol better than any of my guy friends.
9. Not all men can handle liquor better then women.
7. I know lots of women with great sense of direction.
6. Women can shave their heads too... we just don't want to. ;)
5. We do play real sports.
4. I am sure women doctors have fertilized eggs in a lab.
2. We can stick our bodies in things too, we have 10 fingers, 10 toes, tongues, arms, legs.
1. I know some pretty sexy older women too.
I can out drink most men I know and I don't get a hangover the next day. Black women rock shaved heads. If women can't play 'real' sports, why are they in the Olympics? We all know that one woman who's mustache we ignore.
And as far as sticking parts of themselves in things, I hope their finger finds a nice zappy socket to visit. Maybe it will zap some brains into them
I totally wish I could shave my head. I mean, I know I "could", but really it's not socially acceptable and I don't think even black women look good with saved heads.
There are really only 2 times I wish I was a man; when I have to pee someplace yucky. They have no idea how lucky they are that they can pee standing up. And once a month when Aunt Flo comes to visit. I could so live without that.
Grow facial hair?!
Obviously the author of this hasn't experienced menopause!
Sinead O'connor
Grace Jones
(two women who rocked shaved heads)
??QOTD?? 5/22/13
- Cindy18
on Jul. 15, 2012 at 8:12 AM