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25 bits of wisdom

Posted by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 2:03 AM
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A first-grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class. She 
presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb 
and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. These were 
actually done by six-year-old first-graders. 


1. Don't change horses -- until they stop running. 
2. Strike while the -- bug is close. 
3. It's always darkest before -- Daylight Saving Time. 
4. Never underestimate the power of -- termites. 
5. You can lead a horse to water but -- how? 
6. Don't bite the hand that -- looks dirty. 
7. No news is -- impossible. 
8. A miss is as good as a -- Mr. 
9. You can't teach an old dog new -- math. 
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll -- stink in the morning. 
11. Love all, trust -- me. 
12. The pen is mightier than the -- pigs. 
13. An idle mind is -- the best way to relax. 
14. Where there's smoke there's -- pollution. 
15. Happy the bride who -- gets all the presents. 
16. A penny saved is -- not much. 
17. Two's company, three's -- the Musketeers. 
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what -- you put on to go to bed. 
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and -- you have to blow 
your nose. 
20. There are none so blind as -- Stevie Wonder. 
21. Children should be seen and not -- spanked or grounded. 
22. If at first you don't succeed -- get new batteries. 
23. You get out of something only what you -- see in the picture on the box. 
24. When the blind lead the blind -- get out of the way. 
25. A bird in the hand -- is going to poop on you.

by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 2:03 AM
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nickellmomof2
by Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 2:28 AM

rolling on floorOMG!  Kids are great!!  LMAO!

natesmom1228
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 9:04 AM

LOL

corrinacs
by Silver Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 10:11 AM
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HAHAHA< these are priceless :).

steelcrazy
by Emerald Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 11:06 AM

I crack up every time that I read this.  

iknitsweatersyo
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 1:18 PM
So funny...25 is my favorite!! Cracks me up!
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polyhymia
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 3:43 PM

haha! love these!!!

jaytee
by Jen on Jan. 8, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Lmao!
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auntangelofsix
by Angel on Jan. 8, 2013 at 8:37 PM
Those are so dang cute..LMAO
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Momyplease
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 9:00 PM
I loveeeeeeeeeeee it.
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doulala
by on Jan. 9, 2013 at 1:06 AM

Very funny (even if I doubt it's real)!
lol

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