Evidence of a declining intelligence

LMAO!  Those are great!

              Those are great......

In their defense...

1, 2, 5, 7: No good excuse for those, haha

3: Maybe he just couldn't get anyone to drive him to the bank!

4: With the way today's job market is going, I think he wanted to steal the job and not the money in the cash drawer, haha

6: He was probably freaking out cause he thought he would have to deliver the baby on his own.

8: Maybe they just thought they could save some time when they got down boating :)

OMG I about peed my pants when I read number two. Those freaking cops must have really felt stupid.

Quoting sarah969:

1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?    AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months,  saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26  million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter  who's lacking intelligence.        2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.  Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to  subdue a gunman who had barricaded  himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas  canisters, officers discovered that the man  was standing beside them in the police line, shouting,'  Please come out and give yourself up.'         3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???  An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a  motorist and forced him to drive to  two different automated teller machines, wherein the  kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank  accounts.        4. THE GETAWAY!  A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked  for all the money in the cash  drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up  the store clerk and worked the  counter himself for three hours until police showed up and  grabbed him.         5. DID I SAY THAT???  Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery  suspect who just couldn't control himself  during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the  lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me  all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted,  'that's not what I said!'         6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???  A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is  pregnant and her contractions are only  two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?'  the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This  is her husband!'       7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!  In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for  trying to hold up a Bank of America  branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to  simulate a gun. Unfortunately,  he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!         8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!  Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high  desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to  boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they  tried, they  couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It  was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how  much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to  make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking  someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A  thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect  working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up  and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch.  So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check  underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so  hard.  NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.  Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the  trailer!