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Women are clever, evil bi**hes ...
Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:40 PM
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ilovemykids79
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A woman
and a man are involved in a car
accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. God works
in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.
Written by ilovemykids79 on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:40 PM
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by TattedMommyof2 on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:41 PM
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by love.my.girl on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:42 PMahahha very very true |
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by kaker104 on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:42 PM
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by TalaziaMae on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:44 PMomg lol..
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by Codysmom22908 on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:45 PM
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by mommalyon66 on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:46 PMHahahahahahaha!!! May I send that to my dad? He would love this!! |
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by two2tango on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:51 PM
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by shanneybear on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:56 PM |
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by txbigmama19 on Dec. 1, 2008 at 1:58 PMLMAO |
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