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zoeysmom331

Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:13 PM by zoeysmom331
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ALL YOU PERFECT MOTHERS OUT THERE!!!!

You know who you are.

You're the ones who follow EVERY recommendation.

The ones who are EXPERTS in every field on EVERY subject before you even CONSIDER having a child.

The ones who think they are better because of ABCD and E.

The ones who have MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY and have never struggled.

And the ones who feel the need to RIP APART every other mother on the planet who does not do things the way you do/would/should/will and have.

ADDED~ The ones who's child did everything on the perfect timeline, or sometimes before.

The ones who were able to BF without any problems.

BITE ME

Oh, and I promise not to call you out if you respond.

I am NOT a bad mom because I am a... front facing at 1 AND 20, breast and bottle feeding, CIO, vaxing, suicide survivor, montessori-school sending (but will be public schooling), time-out giving, unmarried, ex-smoking, SUV driving, church going, working, college attending, tipping the waitress for a job well done (and I've been there), non co-sleeping, Obama voting, Roseanne is my Hero Momma! Now put on your big girl panties and realize that I am not you!

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peanutsmommy1

by peanutsmommy1 on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:13 PM

AMEN SISTER!

chopped headBecky


Sarcasm is just one of the services I offer!

tes1proudmomma

by tes1proudmomma on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:14 PM


Quoting peanutsmommy1:

AMEN SISTER!


dolphinhj

by dolphinhj on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Doesn't it feel better to get everything off your chest all at once:)

 

geminig3

by geminig3 on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:15 PM

You ROCK!

necro1134

by necro1134 on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:15 PM

lol i know plenty of moms like that


     ~Ariel Lynn~

zoeysmom331

by zoeysmom331 on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:15 PM

YES YES IT DOES

Quoting dolphinhj:

Doesn't it feel better to get everything off your chest all at once:)

 


I am NOT a bad mom because I am a... front facing at 1 AND 20, breast and bottle feeding, CIO, vaxing, suicide survivor, montessori-school sending (but will be public schooling), time-out giving, unmarried, ex-smoking, SUV driving, church going, working, college attending, tipping the waitress for a job well done (and I've been there), non co-sleeping, Obama voting, Roseanne is my Hero Momma! Now put on your big girl panties and realize that I am not you!

tmama3

by tmama3 on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:17 PM

lol did i miss something or has it been one of those days for you too?

zoeysmom331

by zoeysmom331 on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:17 PM

I'm just tired of it all

Quoting tmama3:

lol did i miss something or has it been one of those days for you too?


I am NOT a bad mom because I am a... front facing at 1 AND 20, breast and bottle feeding, CIO, vaxing, suicide survivor, montessori-school sending (but will be public schooling), time-out giving, unmarried, ex-smoking, SUV driving, church going, working, college attending, tipping the waitress for a job well done (and I've been there), non co-sleeping, Obama voting, Roseanne is my Hero Momma! Now put on your big girl panties and realize that I am not you!

Meganskiddos

by Meganskiddos on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:19 PM

It is frustrating sometimes isn't it?  I have a couple friends like that and we just had to stop hanging out bc I was tired of my kids constantly being compared to theirs.  If we are all happy with our family and kids, that is all that matters. 

Cloth diapering-Pro Breastfeeding, Co-sleeping, Non-Vaccinating , Attachment Parenting, Organic Living, Christian, Pro-Life, Anti-Drama,  Free thinking Mom of 2 beautiful children!

lindseywhitaker

by lindseywhitaker on Dec. 2, 2008 at 4:21 PM

LOL  Thanks for the laugh

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