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About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field. May offend

dominick12306

Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:06 AM by dominick12306
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Ha ha ha I am bored. Lets hear your funny phrases...Keep them coming

Written by dominick12306 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:06 AM Send dominick12306 a message

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dominick12306

by dominick12306 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:08 AM

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

dominick12306

by dominick12306 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:08 AM

If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.

mamas2000

by mamas2000 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:10 AM

Shucky Ducky Hacky Sack..

this ones a bit more explicit

F**K a Duck with a Puck..

 

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nemiller

by nemiller on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:10 AM

i can't think of any, but keep 'em coming!  i love posts like this.  : )


 

dominick12306

by dominick12306 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:10 AM

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

mom22tumblebugs

by mom22tumblebugs on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:11 AM

More nervous that a long tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.

lovmore

by lovmore on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:12 AM

A friend will stop you from overreacting

A Best friend will walk beside you giggling

"Someones gonna get it"

dominick12306

by dominick12306 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:12 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

allysmom2359

by allysmom2359 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:14 AM

as guilty as a opossum ith a moutful of beans...........

 

dominick12306

by dominick12306 on Dec. 4, 2008 at 2:14 AM

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

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