Funny things your child says?

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  • Mrs.Katie
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:35 PM

• Wow no one wants to share? Does EVERY post have to be drama filled to get a response? Come on ladies this should be fun!! 

   

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  • DazedonSunday
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:38 PM

•  I am an avid "cops" watcher (saturday night) My 3y/o calls cops "bad boy" because of teh theme song. No matter how many times  I correct him it always "look mom....Bad Boy"

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  • tskoscinski
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:41 PM

• My daughters call Kids Cuisines "barnyards". When I first started buying them they had Back to the Barnyard characters on them. The other day when we were going to visit DH in the hospital my 4 yr old said "Mommy, I have a flashlight in my head so I can see in the dark"! Now only if I could have access to that flashlight when it is bedtime!
  

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  • Crystallynn
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:45 PM

• my kids are older.... and when my dd was little- the work SOCK always come out as F*ck.....it was hilarious to see the looks on the faces of people at wal-mart.....

  But I have a funny story about my son from today... he is 9.  He has been home from school for the last 2 days.  He was only home today because he was running a fever yesterday and they have to be fever free for 24 hours... BUT anyway......

  so I had to run to the bank today and it is on the other side of town.  On the way home, I had to drive past the "adult" toy store.  On the signage board out front, it says "Santa Shops Here"... My son reads EVERYTHING....... so from the backseat I hear." Oh Wow... santa shops there"- I was PRAYING that the light would turn green before he read the rest of the sign.......

  then all of a sudden he says- "What a rip-off... I thought elves made santas presents and now I know he cheats and buys some of his stuff.  Poor Mrs. Clause- she helps santa make stuff for nothing... he is just gonna go buy it anyway."  

  I thought I was going to die laughing....so that is my haha for the day.

  

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  • Not.So.Virginal
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:48 PM

• today i had to yell at my son because he said "god dammit you" (he's 3... i told him that that is something adults say and he's nto an adult so he cant say it)

  his new thing is "i dont like that idea" whenever I try to make him do something
  

  
  

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  • Audreys_Mommmy
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:49 PM

• My daughter recited a line from her Favorite movie Coraline.....I WANT YOU TO LET ME GO! I WANT TO BE WITH MY REAL MOM AND DAD! I WANT YOU TO LET ME GO!

  Wife to Aaron

   Mommy to Audrey Kate 5/23/06 and Greyson Cole 8/18/09

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  • dirby1988
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:50 PM

• When my daughter was 2 she didn't talk so well and always put the wrong sounds on words. She had a friend named corbin and she called him corboo and she called my brother Jordoe instead of Jordan.
  

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  • RyansMommie07
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:52 PM

• my son will be 2 in december... so he only says 1 or 2 words at a time. we went to walmart the other day for a few things, and he was being so good i thought id get him a new toy. i grab this car he's pointing at (as he says this! this! this!) and give it to him to hold. its still in the package of course, and he tells me, "it guck". "yes, ryan i know it's stuck. i'll open it after we pay for it" . a few minutes later and a bit louder... "mommy. guck". sigh.  "yes ryan. i know it is stuck. be patient. " another few minutes go by, and he then proceeds to yell "guck! it guck! "in his loudest voice to everyone we happen to pass by on our way to the check out. i was quite embarrassed at the time, but  i couldnt stop laughing about after we got home and i tried telling hubby about ryan's new word
  

  
  

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  • CrystalJulianna
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:52 PM

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  My Son is half Filipino and Puerto Rican. So in the Philippines language for grandma they said LOLA and for grandpa they said LOLO. But my son whose two years old say YOYO and YoYA... lol...

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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  • catk78
  on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:56 PM

• Well I am kinda....ok a big potty mouth. This isn't accident,but my dh went to change my 22 month old sons diaper and he was moving around. So my dh said,"hold still Aaron!"...so my son looks at him and says,"NO, jak(jerk), owhole)a-hole)....I fell over laughing and then talked to him. Well too late he says that to everyone now!!! 

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