I want to hear some funny things your child tries to say that come out wrong and only you know what they mean? For example my son tries to say "fork" and it comes out "F*ck" but he is honestly asking for a fork. He always asks for a "f*ck" when we go to any place to eat and the waiter always gives us dirty looks. Or instead of asking for a movie he will ask for a "bear" because his first DVD was Bear in the Big Blue House so when he was little I would ask him if he wanted to watch bear....so what does your little one say that comes out the wrong word?
My daughters call Kids Cuisines "barnyards". When I first started buying them they had Back to the Barnyard characters on them. The other day when we were going to visit DH in the hospital my 4 yr old said "Mommy, I have a flashlight in my head so I can see in the dark"! Now only if I could have access to that flashlight when it is bedtime!
my kids are older.... and when my dd was little- the work SOCK always come out as F*ck.....it was hilarious to see the looks on the faces of people at wal-mart.....
But I have a funny story about my son from today... he is 9. He has been home from school for the last 2 days. He was only home today because he was running a fever yesterday and they have to be fever free for 24 hours... BUT anyway......
so I had to run to the bank today and it is on the other side of town. On the way home, I had to drive past the "adult" toy store. On the signage board out front, it says "Santa Shops Here"... My son reads EVERYTHING....... so from the backseat I hear." Oh Wow... santa shops there"- I was PRAYING that the light would turn green before he read the rest of the sign.......
then all of a sudden he says- "What a rip-off... I thought elves made santas presents and now I know he cheats and buys some of his stuff. Poor Mrs. Clause- she helps santa make stuff for nothing... he is just gonna go buy it anyway."
I thought I was going to die laughing....so that is my haha for the day.
My daughter recited a line from her Favorite movie Coraline.....I WANT YOU TO LET ME GO! I WANT TO BE WITH MY REAL MOM AND DAD! I WANT YOU TO LET ME GO!
Wife to Aaron
Mommy to Audrey Kate 5/23/06
and Greyson Cole 8/18/09
my son will be 2 in december... so he only says 1 or 2 words at a time. we went to walmart the other day for a few things, and he was being so good i thought id get him a new toy. i grab this car he's pointing at (as he says this! this! this!) and give it to him to hold. its still in the package of course, and he tells me, "it guck". "yes, ryan i know it's stuck. i'll open it after we pay for it" . a few minutes later and a bit louder... "mommy. guck". sigh. "yes ryan. i know it is stuck. be patient. " another few minutes go by, and he then proceeds to yell "guck! it guck! "in his loudest voice to everyone we happen to pass by on our way to the check out. i was quite embarrassed at the time, but i couldnt stop laughing about after we got home and i tried telling hubby about ryan's new word
Well I am kinda....ok a big potty mouth. This isn't accident,but my dh went to change my 22 month old sons diaper and he was moving around. So my dh said,"hold still Aaron!"...so my son looks at him and says,"NO, jak(jerk), owhole)a-hole)....I fell over laughing and then talked to him. Well too late he says that to everyone now!!!
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on Nov. 4, 2009 at 10:28 PM