how to be a gracious bitch???

[linnet4]

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS  B!TCH  

Jennifer's wedding day was  fast approaching. Nothing could dampen
her excitement -- not even  her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT  dress to wear and would be the
best-dressed mother- of-the-bride  ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her  father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her  mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange  it, but she
refused.
'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks  in this dress, and I'm
Wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told  her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind
sweetheart. I'll get  another dress. After all, it's your special
day.'
A few days  later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,  'Aren't you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have  another
occasion where you could wear it.
Her mother just smiled  and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal  dinner the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A  WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?

 

[me-n-mygirls]

LOL

that's a good one and perfect place to wear it too.