Our 2 yr old girl, Isabella,
calls (my) binoculars... "knockers".. she was playing with them the other day,
the mailman came by to deliver a box and she asked him if he wanted to
see and play with "mommy's knockers" I have to say, it had to be one of the most
embarrassing days of my life ! You can only imagine the mailman's face! kids!!!
haha! my kid can't talk yet or else i'm sure i would contribute.
my sister did come home from school one time, go up to my mother and go:
did you know that doodoofuckingshithead is a bad word?
i love my baaaaaaaaaaaaby Clayton! 11-29-08.
LOL!!!!!!!!
Quoting areid1023:haha! my kid can't talk yet or else i'm sure i would contribute.
my sister did come home from school one time, go up to my mother and go:
did you know that doodoofuckingshithead is a bad word?
my 5 yr old when she was younger would say things at the most inappropriate times. my dh's friend came over after work and she is not too much older than he is maybe 36 and she does look rough for her age i wont lie. and my dd says straight to her "whats wrong with your face" not in question form but like she was disgusted by looking at her. she also did the same thing to the girl at the taco bell drive threw, looked at her and disgusted asked "whats wrong with her teeth?" i wanted to die. literally die.
haha! that's too funny!!!
Quoting ganfield_c:my 5 yr old when she was younger would say things at the most inappropriate times. my dh's friend came over after work and she is not too much older than he is maybe 36 and she does look rough for her age i wont lie. and my dd says straight to her "whats wrong with your face" not in question form but like she was disgusted by looking at her. she also did the same thing to the girl at the taco bell drive threw, looked at her and disgusted asked "whats wrong with her teeth?" i wanted to die. literally die.
hahaha. omg i would cry. both if i were you and the people your daughter said those things to! lol.
Quoting ganfield_c:
my 5 yr old when she was younger would say things at the most inappropriate times. my dh's friend came over after work and she is not too much older than he is maybe 36 and she does look rough for her age i wont lie. and my dd says straight to her "whats wrong with your face" not in question form but like she was disgusted by looking at her. she also did the same thing to the girl at the taco bell drive threw, looked at her and disgusted asked "whats wrong with her teeth?" i wanted to die. literally die.
i love my baaaaaaaaaaaaby Clayton! 11-29-08.
So I have two that my daughters has said recently.
She is 2 1/2 and talks all the time. The other day I was getting ready for work and putting on some underwear after I got out of the shower and my underwear is a thing. She is watching me put it on and she says very seriously "Mama, your panties are stuck." she went to my butt and was telling me that the thong was stuck...
The second is she calls my bras boobies and we were in a store one day and walked by the bra section and she starts yelling boobies really loud and then says "Mama, your boobies are at home?" "Daddy buy your boobies."
They are so funny....
Thats great! I've got a couple funny ones to add-
when we told my son that we had to get his cat fixed he got a confused look on his face and asked me if she was broken
My son asked me if a baby shower is where all of the women get together to wash the baby
kids are so funny!
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