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Okay ladies...I did this post awhile back and we had some fun with it (except for the ones that came in there with big sticks up their asses...lol)...
So, here we go:
DH DOESN'T KNOW:
...that I used dish soap to wash his clothes when he used to complain that I was using too much detergent.
...that I threw away his ratty sweat pants and told him that someone must have stolen them out of the laundry room.
...that since giving birth to DS, I occasionally go outside to smoke when I'm super stressed.
Army wife to Chad (12/28/2007) ![]()
Mommy to Jeffrey (10/14/2009) ![]()
Haha bump I wanna read this ... BTW I've never come in with a stick up my booty lol but some of them do make me go
LMAO.
DH doesn't know that I was diagnosed as clinically depressed and put on meds because of his actions....
that's about it. lol

HAHA!
I can't think of any now...but I'll come back when I come up with something.
**gasp** you hide stuff from your husband?? LOL
My husband doesn't know that I smell his uniforms before washing them, to make sure they are actually "in need" of a washing. I hate washing uniforms.
...he doesn't know that everytime he turns on his Xbox I secretly wish it would break and the one time it got the "red ring" I was happy....sadly it didn't break and he is currently playing it.
...he doesn't know that sometimes when I "accidently" hit him or kick him in my sleep it isn't so accidental. lol
But I love him still.
I would say that there are times when I wish he would just leave. Other than not having sex...I really don't think I would lose anything. Oh wait, I told him that this afternoon.
only little things...lol.
last time I did this...some women were coming in there and were like "well, i have a great relationship, I dont have to hide anything...you shouldn't base a relationship on lies...." it was super annoying and blown out of proportion....
Quoting 1stTimeMama2010:
**gasp** you hide stuff from your husband?? LOL
My husband doesn't know that I smell his uniforms before washing them, to make sure they are actually "in need" of a washing. I hate washing uniforms.
...he doesn't know that everytime he turns on his Xbox I secretly wish it would break and the one time it got the "red ring" I was happy....sadly it didn't break and he is currently playing it.
...he doesn't know that sometimes when I "accidently" hit him or kick him in my sleep it isn't so accidental. lol
But I love him still.
Army wife to Chad (12/28/2007) ![]()
Mommy to Jeffrey (10/14/2009) ![]()
My dh doesn' know that...
....I wish death upon his Xbox...actually, he does know that one! lol
....that I am really annoyed by his friend living with us until he finds a place to go
I can't think of anymore right now, but there is probably something else I am sure!
DH doesnt know
how much money I have spent on the new baby
eh, thats all I can think of right now. Im feeling guilty I guess!
the list of shit beyond my husband's comprehension is so long... that none of us have the type of free time needed to read such a list. lol

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He doesnt know that when we got in that huge fight & he called me lazy I let our doggy lick his ice cream that he happily ate lol
-That I "accidently" stepped on his cntrol.
- That I threw away all the shirts that were super old, and he wouldnt get rid of.

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