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What has made you laugh tonight?
I have visions of peanut butter and enlarged clitorises dancing in my head....
well..........i made my daughter pull my finger and then i farted.
Its a shame that other post got deleted. I was about to ask something about "HER" penis.
my husband talking to Precious (our pitbull)i thought he was on the phone but he was just talking to the dog !i asked him if she talked back and he got mad !

lol...I am sure the doggy enjoyed the conversation.
Quoting lakajungurl:
my husband talking to Precious (our pitbull)i thought he was on the phone but he was just talking to the dog !i asked him if she talked back and he got mad !
my cat dante chasing his tail on the railing until he fell off he then seemed to blame his sister for it and jumped her and to make matters worse she won lol

My cat was just trying to hop up on my lap, and he farted mid-jump and scared himself. It was so funny......rofl!
I got my new glasses today
I'm freezing to death. Gonna soak in a hot tub.
I'm waiting on my pizza in the oven.
I have been craving chocolate chip cookies from Keebler and dill pickles (not at the same time tho hahaha)

Nothing! I am bored out of my skull,
My husband is out driving drunk soldiers around, and I have nothing to do lol. Meh....booooooring.
ewww...lmao
Quoting shestolemyjello:
My cat was just trying to hop up on my lap, and he farted mid-jump and scared himself. It was so funny......rofl!
I am always freezing and take like 6 baths a day to get my body temp back up. I was contemplating on doing that myself.
Quoting RendevouzDreams:
I'm freezing to death. Gonna soak in a hot tub.
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