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Have you ever FARTED AND........................

Posted by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:38 AM
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Yes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this may be a bit gross...but I am going there anyway!

(Like the brown) LOL

Have you ever FARTED and got more than just air?

just a bit of "hershey sqirts"?

just wondering......







Posted by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:38 AM
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Sweet_Britt
by Gold Member on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:38 AM

OMFG ROFLMAO!  

YoungMommy182
by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:40 AM

rolling on floor no i havent thank god! why have u? you sound experienced! lol


3galsmomma
by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:41 AM

My thoughts exactly. And no, OP. can't say I have. 

Quoting Sweet_Britt:

OMFG ROFLMAO!  


swesolek6
by Silver Member on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:41 AM

oh my god HAHAHAHAHAH i was going to post this earlier but ive had a couple tmi posts today lol so i decided against a third!


hahahahahahaaha

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omgamomie
by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:42 AM

To Shart:

Accidentally shit when trying to fart

iheartmyjs
by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:42 AM

haha!throwing up


maciymommieof3
by Platinum Member on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:42 AM

Well, there was this one time when I had the "flu" and I did not even know I was going to FART and all the sudden the AIR TURNED TO LIQUID......JUST A SQUIRT!

Quoting 3galsmomma:

My thoughts exactly. And no, OP. can't say I have. 

Quoting Sweet_Britt:

OMFG ROFLMAO!  

 








LilyGiannaMommy
by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:43 AM

No I have not sharted! lol But my mother did the other day! I tried explaining to DH about how when a woman farts sometimes the air bubble travels up and pops out near your va jay jay! He didn't get that it isnt the same as a queef lol

CVislosky
by Silver Member on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:43 AM


Quoting Sweet_Britt:

OMFG ROFLMAO!  


Not me but my husband did a few weeks ago. I called all of our friends and got them to make fun of him for a week. Turns out, they've all done it too so instead of making fun of him, they just shared their stories.

elly25
by Ruby Member on Nov. 8, 2009 at 12:44 AM

  No I haven't sharted before.To shart is when you shit and fart at the same time.My son has,my daughter has (she had a look of shear shock on her face too),and my husband has as well.I don't think that I ever want to do that either.Not that you have a choice in that though.lol!!! 

owls

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