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Yes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this may be a bit gross...but I am going there anyway!
(Like the brown) LOL
Have you ever FARTED and got more than just air?
just a bit of "hershey sqirts"?
just wondering......

My thoughts exactly. And no, OP. can't say I have.
Quoting Sweet_Britt:OMFG ROFLMAO!

oh my god HAHAHAHAHAH i was going to post this earlier but ive had a couple tmi posts today lol so i decided against a third!
hahahahahahaaha
Well, there was this one time when I had the "flu" and I did not even know I was going to FART and all the sudden the AIR TURNED TO LIQUID......JUST A SQUIRT!
Quoting 3galsmomma:
My thoughts exactly. And no, OP. can't say I have.
Quoting Sweet_Britt:
OMFG ROFLMAO!
No I have not sharted! lol But my mother did the other day! I tried explaining to DH about how when a woman farts sometimes the air bubble travels up and pops out near your va jay jay! He didn't get that it isnt the same as a queef lol
Quoting Sweet_Britt:
OMFG ROFLMAO!
Not me but my husband did a few weeks ago. I called all of our friends and got them to make fun of him for a week. Turns out, they've all done it too so instead of making fun of him, they just shared their stories.
No I haven't sharted before.To shart is when you shit and fart at the same time.My son has,my daughter has (she had a look of shear shock on her face too),and my husband has as well.I don't think that I ever want to do that either.Not that you have a choice in that though.lol!!!
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