Oh My Gawd, husband and his mind in the gutter...LOL
I was washing dishes and my husband was getting ready to go hunting. Well, he had put some sausage out on the counter to thaw. Before he walked out the door. I said, oh you might want to put your sausage away (in the frig/which I didn't say that part). Well next thing I know he is pushing against me while I'm washing dishes. I was thinking, oh I get a hug before he leaves. I said, what are you doing, he said...I'm trying to put my sausage away.
Lawd...what a nut!
Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. ~Bruce Crampton
HAHAHAHA!!! That's funny!
in our relationship, I'm the one with the "gutter" thoughts...lol...I think I should have been a guy sometimes...hahahaha!
Army wife to Chad (12/28/2007) 
Mommy to Jeffrey (10/14/2009) 
Consider yourself lucky!!! I have a husband that I think is missing any testosterone at all. His idea of letting me know he wants some is touching my shoulder.....yeah thats it.....touching my shoulder. I am never sure if he is picking lint off of me or trying to get some. Plus he only decides to pick lint once a month if Im lucky
. The only way i know he wants some is if rubs my back or try to give me a massage lol. He used to nibble on my ears and neck when we first started living together, but those days are long gone lol
Quoting catk78:
Consider yourself lucky!!! I have a husband that I think is missing any testosterone at all. His idea of letting me know he wants some is touching my shoulder.....yeah thats it.....touching my shoulder. I am never sure if he is picking lint off of me or trying to get some. Plus he only decides to pick lint once a month if Im lucky
Oh, not complaining, just thought it was funny. Oh I too have my share of gutter thoughts. I turned around and pushed him towards the cabinet. I said, just how bad do you wanna go hunting. LOL I said, Nah, I can wait. I love my space. He can wait. I like teasing too though.So that gives him a little something extra to think about while he's hunting. Maybe it'll save some poor deer. His focus will be off. hahaha
*have you considered trading yours in for a newer model?* haha
Quoting catk78:
Consider yourself lucky!!! I have a husband that I think is missing any testosterone at all. His idea of letting me know he wants some is touching my shoulder.....yeah thats it.....touching my shoulder. I am never sure if he is picking lint off of me or trying to get some. Plus he only decides to pick lint once a month if Im lucky
Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. ~Bruce Crampton
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on Nov. 8, 2009 at 3:53 PM