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Oh My Gawd, husband and his mind in the gutter...LOL

night.magic

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on Nov. 8, 2009 at 3:53 PM

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 I was washing dishes and my husband was getting ready to go hunting. Well, he had put some sausage out on the counter to thaw. Before he walked out the door. I said, oh you might want to put your sausage away (in the frig/which I didn't say that part). Well next thing I know he is pushing against me while I'm washing dishes. I was thinking, oh I get a hug before he leaves. I said, what are you doing, he said...I'm trying to put my sausage away.

Lawd...what a nut!

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.  ~Bruce Crampton


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  • Chrystal_A
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM
  • LOL,MEN!! 

  • lcappytan05
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 3:59 PM
  • HAHAHAHA!!! That's funny!

    in our relationship, I'm the one with the "gutter" thoughts...lol...I think I should have been a guy sometimes...hahahaha!

    Army wife to Chad (12/28/2007) army

    Mommy to Jeffrey (10/14/2009) baby boy

  • catk78
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:02 PM
  •  Consider yourself lucky!!! I have a husband that I think is missing any testosterone at all. His idea of letting me know he wants some is touching my shoulder.....yeah thats it.....touching my shoulder. I am never sure if he is picking lint off of me or trying to get some. Plus he only decides to pick lint once a month if Im lucky

  • mommapam
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:04 PM
  • sounds like something my hubby would do/say lol

  • English_Beauty
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:04 PM
  • me and my hubby are equally dirty minded but your story was funny lol

  • sxybxmami
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:05 PM
  • rolling on floor .  The only way i know he wants some is if rubs my back or try to give me a massage lol.  He used to nibble on my ears and neck when we first started living together, but those days are long gone lol

    Quoting catk78:

     Consider yourself lucky!!! I have a husband that I think is missing any testosterone at all. His idea of letting me know he wants some is touching my shoulder.....yeah thats it.....touching my shoulder. I am never sure if he is picking lint off of me or trying to get some. Plus he only decides to pick lint once a month if Im lucky


  • Zanny
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:07 PM
  • At least he has a sense of humor....

    I would have done it with him... That's funny

  • angiewith2
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:07 PM
  • my hubby does stuff like this often. lol.  I have to say though that my mind wanders in the gutter from time to time too though.  I don't mind his mind being in the gutter most of the time. I benefit from it too lol

  • night.magic
  • by on Nov. 8, 2009 at 4:22 PM
  • Oh, not complaining, just thought it was funny. Oh I too have my share of gutter thoughts. I turned around and pushed him towards the cabinet. I said, just how bad do you wanna go hunting. LOL I said, Nah, I can wait. I love my space. He can wait. I like teasing too though.So that gives him a little something extra to think about while he's hunting. Maybe it'll save some poor deer. His focus will be off. hahaha

    *have you considered trading yours in for a newer model?* haha

    Quoting catk78:

     Consider yourself lucky!!! I have a husband that I think is missing any testosterone at all. His idea of letting me know he wants some is touching my shoulder.....yeah thats it.....touching my shoulder. I am never sure if he is picking lint off of me or trying to get some. Plus he only decides to pick lint once a month if Im lucky


    Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.  ~Bruce Crampton


    Pink and Yellow ButterflyYellow and Blue ButterflyGreen and Yellow ButterflyPurple and Yellow Butterfly

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