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The "daily shower" post made me think of this LOL

Posted by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:00 PM
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BTW: its a joke... I didnt do this!

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:

"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.

She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:00 PM
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CatesMom0816
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:01 PM

LMAO that was funny!

EnigmaMuse
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:02 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                           

mommaboudreaux
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:02 PM

rolling on floor


pooh_williams
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Oh i need that laugh. i would have been red and trying to find the darkest corner to crawl into 

angelove8
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM
kmgcmomma
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!

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Jenni85
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM

LMFAO!!!!

 

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by Platinum Member on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:05 PM

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omgamomie
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:05 PM


Quoting CatesMom0816:

LMAO that was funny!



 

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briansmommy7143
by on Nov. 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

rolling on floorThat's fantastic!

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