Where would be the best place to dispose of DH's body?!?!

[macysmama1206]

I love the man dearly, but have mercy I hate sleeping in the same bed as him.  I'm pregnant and it is hard enough for me to get to sleep right now without him sleeping directly in the middle of the bed, doing his weird throat thing and slinging his 16 lb arm on me constantly.  I'm contemplating suffocating him, but I don't know how I'd move his ass so I could sleep comfortably!!!!!

[CarolynS898]

Chop him up put in plastic bag throw in ocean.

DEXTER STYLE!

[Just_Bethy]

My hubby is cuddler as well I hate it...Maybe we could do each others hubbies in and bury them in our yards..no one would find a connexion...Dammit...wait..I hear people can read the CM replies..well..that plan is out...good luck!!! 

[macysmama1206]

Too bad we are about 6 hours from the ocean, that would horribly interfere with the sleep I so desperately want!

Quoting CarolynS898:

Chop him up put in plastic bag throw in ocean.

 

DEXTER STYLE!

[NikiOcasio]

haha id have to admit im in the same boat hun. I am due in 12 days and lordy he takes up the middle of the bed and insist on kicking my in my back sometimes and im like look i have a big ol baby bump i need my room and space. lol i love him dearly though but somethings gotta give!

[NessaLovesEmma]

Bwahahahaha that just made my night...

[ErikaM27]

I would take him to mexico and they'd think it was the drug lords. LOL

[crystalclark]

It only gets worse hon... I hope u can get some sleep, but if not, I hear that burning is the best method for disposing lol. I understand, I couldent sleep in bed with so at all after like 16 weeks good luck:)

[macysmama1206]

When I was pregnant with DD I use to cuddle up to his back and she would kick so hard he could feel it.  Made it kinda hard for him to sleep, but I enjoyed it cause lord knows at that point I wasn't sleeping well, so he shouldn't have been either!

Quoting NikiOcasio:

haha id have to admit im in the same boat hun. I am due in 12 days and lordy he takes up the middle of the bed and insist on kicking my in my back sometimes and im like look i have a big ol baby bump i need my room and space. lol i love him dearly though but somethings gotta give!

[Kimberley79]

I would say burn him then take a shovel and pick up everything put in a bag and dump it in another state but make shure you dont leave nothing behind or you just spread the ashes over the lake or ocean. DD's so call BD really has pissed me off I guess you can see what I have been thinking about and then SO has to keep asking me if I want to have our baby in prison lol

[catinseaside]

pahahahaha!! I love pregnant women!! They are so funny!!

My DH is gone 3 nights a week and I sleep like I am DEAD when he isn't here. He drives me crazy!!!!! Sometimes I contemplate 2 fulls. haha!!