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Sand in your Vagina

Posted by on Nov. 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM
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Thats what my neighbor says to his wife when she's crabby. The things guys come up with

by on Nov. 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM
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tracey111005
by Bronze Member on Nov. 20, 2009 at 10:46 AM

My boyfriend tells me the same thing when I am crabby.

kk_bella
by on Nov. 20, 2009 at 10:47 AM

I ask my husband if he has a UTI and if he would like me to massage his balls when he is being an asshole. It makes him laugh and calms the tension. HEehee.


When  I complain about being sick, he asks me if I want a shot of penis-cillan.

ANd when I'm hungry, he asks me if I want sausage.

We're regular comedians in this house, I tell ya.

Plus-size-mommy
by StarBaby on Nov. 20, 2009 at 11:06 AM

Shut up! I am sick and my husband just asked me this the other night in bed, I totally loled when I read what you had typed, what is wrong with these men lol!!?

Quoting kk_bella:

I ask my husband if he has a UTI and if he would like me to massage his balls when he is being an asshole. It makes him laugh and calms the tension. HEehee.


When  I complain about being sick, he asks me if I want a shot of penis-cillan.

ANd when I'm hungry, he asks me if I want sausage.

We're regular comedians in this house, I tell ya.


mamafor6
by Ruby Member on Nov. 20, 2009 at 11:11 AM

I get tube steak. LOL oh and my man is always telling me honey you need a break from the kids... why dont you go out side and paint the garage Nice huh

Quoting Plus-size-mommy:

Shut up! I am sick and my husband just asked me this the other night in bed, I totally loled when I read what you had typed, what is wrong with these men lol!!?

Quoting kk_bella:

I ask my husband if he has a UTI and if he would like me to massage his balls when he is being an asshole. It makes him laugh and calms the tension. HEehee.

 

When  I complain about being sick, he asks me if I want a shot of penis-cillan.

ANd when I'm hungry, he asks me if I want sausage.

We're regular comedians in this house, I tell ya.



wickedfiress
by Ruby Member on Nov. 20, 2009 at 11:13 AM


Quoting kk_bella:

I ask my husband if he has a UTI and if he would like me to massage his balls when he is being an asshole. It makes him laugh and calms the tension. HEehee.


When  I complain about being sick, he asks me if I want a shot of penis-cillan.

ANd when I'm hungry, he asks me if I want sausage.

We're regular comedians in this house, I tell ya.

ROFL ! Sounds like something my husband would say....

actually all of that sounds like a typical day's conversation at my house when he's home!

It's amazing how people don't hold themselves to the standards they set for others.

andreaw03
by on Nov. 20, 2009 at 11:16 AM

hahaha....these are great, i hear them a LOT....my husbad asks me "do you want chicken for dinner?" and if i say "i dont know, why" he says "cause i got a pound of cock right here"

oh geez....the things guys say....

JordansMama2003
by on Nov. 20, 2009 at 11:24 AM

LOL. My husband has left me a voice message that went like this...

Hello. This is Dr. Damon Chott (our last name) and you are due for your daily dose of penis-cillan.

He actually left me that voice message at work. I am sure I blushed and hit the delete button very quickly!!! Hahaha. He loves to call me at work and talk dirty...knowing I can't say anything because I share an office.

Quoting kk_bella:

I ask my husband if he has a UTI and if he would like me to massage his balls when he is being an asshole. It makes him laugh and calms the tension. HEehee.

 

When  I complain about being sick, he asks me if I want a shot of penis-cillan.

ANd when I'm hungry, he asks me if I want sausage.

We're regular comedians in this house, I tell ya.


mcginnisc
by Gold Member on Nov. 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM

I TOTALLY read the title wrong.... I thought that it read "Send in your vagina"...when I first read it... I thought...what the heck?!??! I naturally had to open it up and see what it was... LOL

Claire

" I can do all things through Him who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13



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