I'm still in the hospital :(

[Kylie819]

I went for an outpatient hernia repair surgery on Thursday and was supposed to have a 1.5 hr surgery and go home that afternoon.  Well, instead the surgery lasted 3 hours and they had to make 8 incisions!!!  I'm still stuck here, but hopefully I can go home tomorrow.  Luckily Ih ave my computer here now with wifi :)

Soooo I am asking for some encouragement and entertainment!  Post stories, videos, quotes, pics, poems, songs, anything!  I am so bored!

Oh, and excuse any typos, I'm stilldrugged up :)

Thanks ladies

[Amanda_Leigh]

Awe! sorry you are stuck in the hospital! did they at least fix what the hernia? Hope you're back to 100% soon!

[twinmamaof3]

I am really sorry!  My mom is having surgery on the 15th, it is quite scary they are fixing a hernia will be putting in a line in her main artery in her neck for dialasys, and will be "investigating" a mass in her stomach they org thought it was two hernias but they did test and it proved to be somethig else that they cant figure out.  (they did u/s and all that)  she will of course have to stay in the hospital for a few days.

[Starfire73]

Get well soon! Here's a post I wrote a few years back....

Why I don't go to adult toy stores anymore...

I had a very embarrasing incedent happen to me a few years back(15 years to be exact). This story may offend some people, so if you have zero tolerance for reading incredibly horrible embarrasing stuff, please move on.

Here I was, Freshly seperated from my husband living it up in California where most of my dad's family lived. Well I didn't know too many people and wasn't really ready for any kind of relationship and certainly not a "sexual" one at that(still was pinning away for my hubbys bedroom antics(hint*hint). I got to talking to a friend I made at work and we started talking about marriage and sex and stuff. I asked her, Well what do you do if you don't have a man and ya get really horny?(ya, I know I was ignorant to the wonderful world of sex toys)

"Well, she said; There's this place called "The underground record store" and they have a back room that they call the "Smoke room". They sell bongs and sex toys and other crap like that. But, you only have 5 minutes to look in there. I like it because it's descrete and I don't have to be worried about someone seeing me purchase this in front(she embarrased kinda easily but felt free talking to me, it's a girl thang guys.)"

"Alrighty, thanx  for the info."

Well on the way home I stopped by there and went straight to the back. There were 2 other guys there. One of them had just turned 18, so he wanted to "check it out". So there all three of were inside this room that was about eight feet by ten feet. The guys were making fun of all the various adult toys and such as I was turning red, and asked the clerk,"Ummm...A girlfriend of mine is having a bridal shower and we are looking for a "gag gift" for her"

"Well you can buy her that."pointing at a 3 foot dildo

"Uhhhh...no, we want something she can use and I don't think he's hung quite that big."

"Well look around see what ya like, you have four minutes left by the way."

I was so lost, there was soooo much to choose from. I had never used a "sex toy" before.(shut up, I know, I know!) Here comes the sixty second warning, I grabbed the first thing that cought my eye. It was a purple vibrator, not very fancy and firly simple to use. I hand her my item and she tells me that the register in back is broke so she has to have another clerk ring me up out front. O.K., No big, I don't know anyone here. So she goes out front and hands this elderly looking lady with a badge that said,"please be patient,i'm new!" First thing out of her mouth, "Oh honey, I think these are marked down 20%!"

"No,No, that's o.k., I'll just pay the full price...."

"Oh, it's ok, HEY HERB, ARE THESE(looks at the package), PURPLE VIBRATOR PLEASURE PLEASERS ON SALE?!?!?!?!?!"

(Face turning beat red now)

I threw a few bills down and paid for my purchase as I was soooooo embarresed. But wait, that's not the only embarrasing thing that happened, Nooooo, if we're gonna get embarrased, we gotta go big or not at all!!! I backed out of the parking(diagonal parking) and put the car in gear and went about 50 feet and this old dude pulled out and backed right into me *oh shit!*(I wasn't even going 10 miles an hour yet).

He out of his car holding his chest as a crowd starts to gather*oh shit!*I got my seatbelt unbuckled and driver's license out and started to put my purchase under my front seat as a copreaches in through the rolled down passanger window and siezes my hand as if he was grabbing onto a kid with his hand in a cookie jar.

"What's this here?"

(more hords of people gather around as if this old guy was on one of thoselife call commercials"I've fallen and I don't have one of those things!!!!")

"N-N-Nothing officer, really....

He pulls it out of the bags and holds it up in the air away from me and of course other people see it and the older people around are like shaking thier heads as if to say"shame, shame"(assholes!)

"OH! Sorry, Mrs.(looks at my license...)Bunny. I was just making sure..."

Ya, ya I know and understand and it's Ms."

Oh?"(raised eyebrow)

"Yes."

Well needless to say it was a minor fender bender and the old guy got arrested for driving without insurance and having an expired driver's license and I got that good looking cops phone #!