What is the worst and/or funniest thing you have ever done while drunk?
We have all done stupid, or funny things while drunk. Mine was the time all the bathrooms were in use at a party when I was 17 so I pee'd in the cat box. Or the time I was 21 and woke up in bed with my best friend (male) he had no pants on, I had no shirt on,and there was tacobell on the bedside table and we have no idea what happened or when we got taco bell. But he is like a brother to me, so we were both like did we? did you? EWWW!
I'd have to say last december (not sure the date lol) when I drank 2 fifths of screwdriver and 5 beers and then had sex (supposed to be a 3some but my man couldnt stay hard) with this really fat girl...I have no idea what happened or how I managed to drink that much..I am normally like 3 smirnoffs and wasted lol.
But I remember drinking the screwdriver and 1 beer..having sex with my fiance then throwing up..but there was a BIG GAP between having sex with my fiance and throwing up! lol..
My friend had an apartment above a business that had an espresso stand in the parking lot. I slipped out, cigar in one hand, drink in the other and they found me sitting against the espresso stand singing I'm Too Sexy and puffing on the damned cigar. My friends have pictures of my drunk ass being carried back upstairs into the apartment, LOL.
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LOL probably the night i snuck out my window and woke up the next morning with my ass hanging out the window LOL and i was wearing a dress.
seems my bf (now dh) didnt pay attention to whether or not i actually made it all the way through! man, did i have a bruise that morning.
proud 20 year old mommy to the love of my life Wyatt, born 01.08.09 and totally in love to my Marine Patrick since 01.10.08
oh wow ... hmmm ...
1 that sticks out is the 1st night i met Rynes family (dad and uncles) ... i wasnt going to drink , but i was so nervous i figured i would ... i went shot for shot w/ his cousin (who ive known for years) and threw up in the attic where ryne and his friend and i went later on ... and ended up an hour or so later passed out on the coffee table in the attic ... his dad came and found me , and took me downstairs and put me in rynes bed ... than the next morning we noticed *someone* threw up!
another 1 that ill NEVER live down .. i went to a bar w/ some friends a week after i got my labret pierced ... i was sooo drunk (and talking to ryne on the phone) i fell down the steps of the bar (which was THREE!) .. got up and walked into the telephone pole (which pushed my labret ring THRU my lip the rest of the way!) and layed there until my friend came out ... we went to eat at this one place , and when we parked i opened the door and threw up - the workers seen me so we left ... than went to eat n park and i fell asleep in the car so they left me ... and i woke up alone and crawled thru the parking lot , found them , ordered water because i was hot , and dumped it on my head bc i was so hot! lol
and the 1st new years me and ryne were together we went to my cousins for a small get to gether ... and i went to give her a hug and we fell on these glass candle holders and shattered them ... ryne,his friend and i were leaving and i decided to slide down the steps instead of walk ... we got to our apartment and ryne made me mad , so i went out and laid on the floor talking to our friend who was asleep the whole time! LOL but i was having a convo w/ him ,id like answer for him or something ... like id say "what should i do , im mad at him!" and thered be no answer and id say "oh ok im gunna do that than!" lol
the first time i had mixed drinks i was with my best friend and one of her friends and we went to some guys house that she knew. the first couple drinks the guy mixed for us, we were in the basement at the bar he had. we went upstairs and when my drink ran out they told me to go make my own. so i went downstairs and had no clue what to do, i just threw in whatever. well i mixed it really really super strong. i went back upstairs and say on a stool with no back. as i was finishing that drink i tipped my head back to get the last of it and i thought the wall was behind me. well i fell backwards and was out. i only remember a couple flashes of the rest of the night. first time i ever passed out lol.
Ooh man ladies, ok the first and last time I ever totally blacked out and had bed spins. I think I was like 16 and I was with my boyfriend falling all over the front yard and I went into my house singing I'm henry thy 8th I am, puked all over my moms new couch and fell face forward into it.
LOL. Well, when i was 21 my bff and i went to the bar and she was talking about this guy we saw the whole night, so we were leaving, and i can HARDLY remember this, but i told him she wanted his number and they were talking and i was *trying* to hand her a piece of paper so i balled it up and threw it at her, and i guess i tried to throw it pretty hard, cause i fell in the parking lot, which i do not remember, but i woke up the next morning and my hair was stuck to my face, and i was thinking, omg i threw up in my hair... so i got up and went to the mirror, and my hair was stuck to my face by blood, cause i scratched the hell out of it on the gravel parking lot... lol, i had to work like that for at least a week and NO amount of make up would cover it. I was embarrassed.
Heather- I am a vaxing, non CIO, disposable diapering, formula feeding, stay at home mommy to Isaiah and happily married to the best hubby ever, Patrick.
I would have to say it was my first Keg party. Well a couple of my friends thought it would be funny to make me do a keg stand. So one grabbed the nossel and the other one grabbed me and flipped me upside down made me chug as much as I could then they put me down. I walked a whole 5 steps puked walked 5 more steps and passed out right there. They still wont let me live that down lol.
By the way I haven't gotten drunk in like 2 years. DH does not drink and refuses to go to bars, and since having DD my friends have dwindled down. But I really want to go out and party. Is that bad? I'm a mom now lol. Who wants to come party with me? Leave the SO's at home WOOOOOO
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on Nov. 21, 2009 at 1:33 AM