Just sittin' and thinkin' of stuff.....When I was 13 me and my family were attending a Christmas mass. It was the early 1991 and I had huge hair sprayed bangs. After they passed out all of the candles for the mass I must have held it too close to my bangs and they caught on fire. I went into a panic and started to slap my head repeatedly until the fire went out. Well, that's one of my weird stories from my childhood.
Anyone out there got a funny or strange story to tell? I would love to hear them.
I'm sorry I seriously laughed out loud.
My brother once pulled my pants down in front of the ice cream mans truck... surrounded by my neighbors..
i have one thats kinda embarassing. so my fiance and i were friends for 9 months before we actually got together we both had significant others when we became friends...well anyways when we both ended up being single he told me he had always kinda liked me and i felt the same way so on our first real date he took me out to see the ugly truth, well i was running up the stairs in the theater and i had my slippers on so i stopped and took em off, well i got to the top of the stairs and i didnt realize the carpet had ended and the linoleum had begun and i slipped and fell on my ass and rolled down 2 stairs...wow so embarassing lol but he doesnt even remember or so he says...haha.
My family was going camping and us girls were in the camper while my parents drove and my older sister and I wanted to read but it was dark and there were no lights. So we both decided it was a good idea to lean against the back door and read by the headlights from the cars behind.
Yeah, well, the door burst open and we were flailing about trying to not fall out and finally made it back in....
we didn't tell our parents for YEARS! I think they only found out 2 years ago and it happened when we were young kids lol
This is really weird since I don't regularly attend church, but this other time I was wearing a sweater and I had to take it off because it was so hot. Anyways, I was standing in the hall talking with some people for like 10 min. before I noticed that one of my bra's, from the laundry, was hanging out of the sleeve. One of the hooks got caught on the fabric. I balled up the sweater real quick and I ended up standing there like an idiot with a balled up sweater and I know someone noticed....There were people everywhere.
Ok ok I got a drunk story for you. I wasnt drunk but my hubby was. It wasnt cool at the time but now i can laugh.
The story behind my DH loosing his front tooth.
We lived in apartments. We also had a dog. Escape artist of a dog... One night she got out of the little fenced in porch we had. We started off on foot.. calling and such. Dh got the idea HEY LETS TAKE THE CAR! I agreed since she most likly crossed the busy street to the other apartments and houses. We FINALLY track her down after about 30 minutes and 500 U turns. We couldnt catch her.. she would get close then bolt as soon as Pat opened the door. After the 10th time he said screw this got out and sat on the trunk. I would drive a little bit and stop since we were right on her tail. Well she bolted.. He Starts running behind the car and yells GOOOOOO!! So i take of slowly, he made a bounding leap... all i hear is THUNK! then look back and hes picking him self off the floor. RUNS to the car.. sputing blood.. LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY Im like OH SH** did you bust your lip.. he opens his mouth and says NO I think my tooth is gone. It so was.. He laughed all the way home until we had to clean him up. He lost half a tooth chipped another, busted open his chin. Broke a finger, craked a rip and really tore up his hands and knees. Instead of his hands hitting the floor first his face did...
oh i got another ok so i think it was about a year ago i was walking through Winco-(kinda like costco but you dont have to have a membership and get great savings...anyways!) everyone kept staring at my while i was walking down the aisles and so i had asked my babys dad what everyone was looking at he said he didnt see anything, finally i look down and i had someone elses dirty thong stuck to my shoe!!! i was like mortified because i didnt want to touch it and obviously they were someone elses and well not to be gross but they were kinda bloody!! i think i stepped on them when i was in the restroom or in the parking lot, either way i had my ex step on them with his boot so i could get it off my shoe lol
i was about 9 on easter, playing in the back yard, all of our family was there. i went on the trappeze bar on our play ground thing, and my dress fell off entirely. i was sooo embaressed at that age.
i also threw up at school in the first grade..and i remember it vividly..so do some of my friends lol.
Haha....Reminds me of the time my hubby split his chin open while drunk trying to jump a fence....He didn't even realize his chin was cut until the next day. He came out of the bedroom with blood all over his face and was asked why his chin hurt so bad. His cousin had to take him to the hospital and he ended up with 8 stitches.
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on Nov. 21, 2009 at 2:41 AM