I Won't ______ in front of my SO/DH...

[Maries_Mom23]

Fill in the blank...what won't you do in front of your DH/SO?

I was just thinking about my OB visits during my last pregnancy.  I was in the waiting room, they called a woman back, she kissed her DH, and went back.  She was pregnant, about 7 months along, and I wondered why he didn't go back with her.  A moment later, the nurse came and got the DH and it hit me...the first thing they do when they call you back is weigh you and she didn't want him there while she was being weighed!  Sure enough, I was right.  I overheard the nurses talking about it.

So, what won't you do in front of your SO/DH?

I don't fart in front of him...LOL...I honestly don't think I ever have.  Why?  I don't know.  Just something I've never done. 

Now, it's your turn..fill in the blank.

I won't ____ in front of my DH/SO.

[JasonsMom2007]

Sorry but when hubby married me he got STUCK with me!  There's nothing I don't do in front of him.

[myfoursonsks]

I don't insert tampons, wipe while on my period, or take a dump or wipe my shitty ass in front of my husband.

[raegansmom]

I won't go to the bathroom in front of him.

[jenn75]

We've been married 16yrs, there is nothing either one of us hasn't seen or done in front of the other.

[aek.08]

Quoting JasonsMom2007:

Sorry but when hubby married me he got STUCK with me!  There's nothing I don't do in front of him.

[ajswenson]

Ummm not much.....I won't wipe my butt in front of him.  I don't like to poop in front of him either, but sometimes he walks in and I tell him to get out!  LOL  He actually helped me clean myself after my c/sec b/c I was having troubles bending over enough to squirt the water bottle!!! TMI...I know.

[MikeysMom51108]

I don't fart in front of my husband either. Of course, I don't fart in from of anyone. I just think it's rude.

I don't go to the bathroom in front of him either (meaning, he can't be in the bathroom while I'm going). I really don't know why...I mean, he watched me give birth and was there each time they had to change the pad under me while in labor cause I kept peeing myself.....

That's all I can think of...

[nebraskamomto2]

Yeah, I don't burp or fart in front of my hubby either.  I also do not go to the bathroom in  front of him.  I know A LOT of married couples who go to the bathroom...even #2 in front of eachother and that just grosses me out.  My best friends husband will come in and take a dump while she's "relaxing" in the tub.  GROSS!! 

[prego7386]

i dont take my tampon out in front of him...o well i tell him what im about to do and that he needs to look away..if he doesn't then thats on him lmao

[ajswenson]

Yea that is better than my own response!  THIS.

Quoting myfoursonsks:

I don't insert tampons, wipe while on my period, or take a dump or wipe my shitty ass in front of my husband.