Okay so i got this in a text Maybe it's been heard before but just thought i would share....
Studies show: The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a D!ck, Save a Smile! =)
If you have sex 365 times a year And you melted down all the condoms To Make a Tire, What Would you call it? A Fucking Goodyear!
Sex is Like spades, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!
Big Bad Wolf Told Little Red Riding hood, "Lift up your top so I can Suck you t!ts", .... "No,she said, Lifting up her skirt, Eat me like the Fu#@ing book says! "
A Rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said "a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!"
Girls have unique magic tricks, We get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make bonless things hard....
lol. yw
Quoting Addiemom:Thanks for the laugh. Now I'm going to text them to my hubby. lol
lol!!!! bump!
Quoting Lovemyfamily928:LOL! I texted to my dh too... he said it was making him horney. I may have to work on my smile today! :)
I thought it was funny but I seen that a couple months ago.
I AM A SAHM OF 2 WONDERFUL CHILDREN. LOVING WIFE OF 2 YEARS. I BREASTFED SWITCHED TO FORMULA WITH BOTH OF MY CHILDREN. I BELIEVE IN CRYING IT OUT AFTER 2 MONTHS OLD, SPANKINGS WHEN NEEDED, I LET MY FAMILY EAT JUNK FOOD IF THEY WANT IT, GAVE MY DD'S WHOLE HALLOWEEN, AND EASTER BASKET TO HER TILL THE CANDY WAS GONE. I AM A SMOKER TRYING TO QUIT, DRINK ON OCCASION, LOVE TO COOK, MY HOME IS ALWAYS CLEAN "IF" SOME ONE SHOWS UP, NEVER LATE TO ANYTHING KIND OF MOMMY AND WIFE. ITS JUST WHO I AM.
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