Emergency Flashers (lol)

[jslpruitt]

 
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to 
the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the 
trunk. . 

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of 
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't 
believe it! 

They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching 
drivers.. 

To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men which 
made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, 
traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving 
like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. 

He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he 
was not a happy camper! 

'What's going on here? '

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.. 

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? '

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 
'Helloooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!' 

[DaisyAg2003]

Totally stole this to email my sisters and mom!

[jslpruitt]

yes, somebody emailed it to me this am...i sent it to people at work then put it on here i figured others could use a laugh :)

Quoting DaisyAg2003:

 

Totally stole this to email my sisters and mom!