Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving Day
But Aren't
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy ... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
haha atleast we are on the same page ;)
Quoting mamameg82:
Thank you for the laugh!! Everything is so serious around here it is nice to see some humor! :)
LOL! I wish I could show this to my hubby! He's at work right now! He'd love it! :) Thanks for the laugh!
HAHA I LOL'ed at these!!
My favorite? "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." LMAO
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on Nov. 24, 2009 at 3:19 PM