So.....I am sitting in my living room browsing through all of these posts, watching TV with my 2 boys while they have a snack before bed. My 7 y/o is eating grapes, all is well there, no problems. My 2 y/o is eating oranges....really, what could the problem be there? Well, I look up at him when he says "HA HA HA HA, check it out, Mommy!" I said "What, I dont see anything?" He walks up to me....pulls his underwear open in the front........and pulls out an orange slice, lol!!! I had to shout "NO! Don't put that in your mouth! We don't eat things out of our underwear!" yeah.......the orange slice was about 2/4 of an inch away from his mouth!
Do you ladies have anything crazy that you've had to tell your kids....that you would have never imagined having to say as a mother?
17 months on the 1st, they are pretty good just a bunch of extra tubes in them to help them out
Quoting andreaRC:I get it, lol. poor kid! how old are they?
Quoting ARRI23:
nobody will get this ..but i have to say get your finger out your brothers trach, you might kill him. get your finger out your trach your going to pass out
i never thought i would be saying that
For some reason my DD thinks all poop is diarrhea. One time she had it and I said she did to my SO...now everything is diarrhea. I'm in the bathroom and it's "Mommy, you have diarrhea?"..."No baby, no diarrhea." lol
"No Mikey, we don't eat out of the garbage can.....really, put that back, it's yucky....Mikey! You just ate dinner, stay out of the garbage...Mikey, leave the garbage alone....please, don't eat stuff out of the garbage...."
Yep, all day long....I keep forgetting to pick up a garbage can with a lid...I'm going shopping tomorrow, I think I'll write it on my list.
oh, see i had figured it was just one of them with the trach and tubes. yeah, at their age....they cant keep their hands outta stuff......no matter how many times you tell them.
Quoting ARRI23:
17 months on the 1st, they are pretty good just a bunch of extra tubes in them to help them out
Quoting andreaRC:
I get it, lol. poor kid! how old are they?
Quoting ARRI23:
nobody will get this ..but i have to say get your finger out your brothers trach, you might kill him. get your finger out your trach your going to pass out
i never thought i would be saying that
"Stop kissing the snake on the lips."
"Put that tarantula back, what if he has a family that misses him?"
"We don't smack the sharks on the head, how would you like it?"
"Don't show grandma the one with the penis. I don't need the headache."
Well, it looks like you win the 'Weird Award'! whats up with these statements? do you work in a zoo?! lol!
Quoting inspain:
"Stop kissing the snake on the lips."
"Put that tarantula back, what if he has a family that misses him?"
"We don't smack the sharks on the head, how would you like it?"
"Don't show grandma the one with the penis. I don't need the headache."
Quoting inspain:
"Stop kissing the snake on the lips."
"Put that tarantula back, what if he has a family that misses him?"
"We don't smack the sharks on the head, how would you like it?"
"Don't show grandma the one with the penis. I don't need the headache."
LOL! That sounds like a boy.
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- andreaRC
on Nov. 24, 2009 at 10:14 PM