funny pot joke.. may offend.

[Mrszxcop3land]

a koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "hey koala. what are you doing ?" the koala said, "i'm smoking a joint. come up and have some."

so the little lizard climbed up at sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints together.

after a little while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. the little lizard was so stoned, he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

a crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. then he asked the little lizard, "what's the matter with you ?"

the little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

the crcodile said he had to check this out., so he walked into the rain forest and found the tree where the koala was sitting and finishing a joint.

the crocodile looked up and said, "hey you !"

the koala looked down at him and said "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit dude.. how much did you drink?!"

[kiwimango27]

LOL! I almost peed myself! I swear its cause the baby is sitting on my bladder though.

[mommywife2b]

lol thats funny 

[Mrszxcop3land]

you know it's just that funny, don't blame it on the baby ;)

Quoting kiwimango27:

LOL! I almost peed myself! I swear its cause the baby is sitting on my bladder though.

[aCajunAngel]

lol

[_mimimosley_]

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[kiwimango27]

I woke up my husband and read it to him. And he didnt laugh. And I was like "whaaaaaat? This is hilarious" and did the whole over explaining thing. He would have laughed if I hadnt just woken him up though. But still.

[shayliesmom]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOVE IT!

[YoungMommy182]

LMFAO!!!! funny!

[lexik16]